voice test~

[get_jinxed]

[ There's a crazy troublemaker over here just using her rocket-launcher as a guitar as she appears to be singing some sort of song. ]

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

[ Aaand then she notices... everything. ]

Oh, well, hi there! I was too busy not caring about you. Sorry, not sorry! [ She giggles. ] You're obviously super boring, but you must have picked me up to bring a bit of excitement to town!

Well, you picked the right lady, I'm just full of excitement! [ Rubs her hands together before she caresses her rocket-launcher. ] Me an' Fishbones here will set the whole place on fire, right, Fishy?

[ Jinx begins to speak in a strange voice, speaking for Fishbones. ]

No way, we should just sit down, read a book and live peacefully.

... You sure know how to ruin a good first post, don't you?

Comments

[restlesswings]

Heeeey, Kino, did you see that? [A somewhat annoying voice, like that of a teenage delinquent, seems to be coming from a Brough Superior motorcycle.]

I sure did, Hermes.

I don't have to stay quiet around this lady, right? I don't think a motorrad will surprise her.

Perhaps not.

[get_jinxed]

Ooooh, what's that?

[ Jinx looks entertained. ]

A motorcycle?? Is it filled with gasoline? 'Cuz I bet it'd make a pretty big explosion!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[What in God's name is that? Volgin will now be staring.]

You talk too much.

[get_jinxed]

And you're ugly too much!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

How dare you. You nothing of whom you are speaking too, child. [He stared at her and noticed the madness within her wild eyes.]

[get_jinxed]

Well, I know you're ugly! What else is there to know? [ Aaand she starts laughing. ] What're you gonna do about it, red hands?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Uh, just so you're aware, you just spoke for your - whatever it is you're carrying.

[Uh-oh, this just stinks of trouble.]

[get_jinxed]

What? Like I'd ever speak for this guy! All he ever wants to do is settle down, ha! Like that's gonna happen!

[ She bonks it on the... head. ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[She rubs the back and her neck and whistles, Yup this one seems kinda crazy. Not that she can't get crazy once in a while but Jinx seems to be cuckoo-landing all over the place.]

Uh-huh.

Anyway, My name's Saft, Who are you?

[get_jinxed]

I'm Jinx! Stands for Jinx.

[ She stretches out her arms. ] Ta-da! And this is Fishbones! [ Picks up her rocket-launcher, swinging it around. ] He's such a great little death-machine! Too bad he's boring to talk to. And this [ She picks up her mini-gun. ] is Pow-Pow!

[reflectedhero]

...

Ya'll don't have everything in the right place up there, do you?

[get_jinxed]

Sure I do! The grenades and chompers are right next to the rockets and bullets!

[reflectedhero]

I meant inside your head. I would've specified if I realized you were that badly off.

[get_jinxed]

But that's what I meant, too.

[thefreedomreign]

[Vergil seems more than slightly vexed by all the noise.]

There is something to be said for subtlety, you know.

As it stands, you're worse than Dante.

[get_jinxed]

Don't know who that is, and don't care!

[thefreedomreign]

Consider yourself lucky.

I never thought I'd encounter someone that grates on me more than my brother, but you certainly fit the bill.

I'm almost impressed.

[get_jinxed]

Oooh, do I get a medal for that?

[sinister_blade]

[Smirk.]

Who let you out of the cage?

[Can hide the amusement. This place is dull.]

[get_jinxed]

Whaddya mean? Fat hands hasn't even been able to catch me yet! Super lame, right?

[ Grins. ]

[sinister_blade]

I'm not going to side with any of you [That includes Caitlyn, Jinx and Vi]

I have enough stuff to do as it is. You three are over my head.

[Subtle way to say 'I'm gonna stay classy bitches']

[get_jinxed]

Then you musta just said hello to show me how much you don't care, right?

[ Hurr. Jinx stretches and yawns. ]

[peacemake]

Of course, that is assuming you're not running from the justice that is due you.

[get_jinxed]

Well if it isn't Hat Lady! Looks like your boring one-liners are still coming up, huh?

[peacemake]

Would you find them less boring if they were backed by my bullet? [ she's so unimpressed. ]