voice test~

[get_jinxed]

[ There's a crazy troublemaker over here just using her rocket-launcher as a guitar as she appears to be singing some sort of song. ]

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

[ Aaand then she notices... everything. ]

Oh, well, hi there! I was too busy not caring about you. Sorry, not sorry! [ She giggles. ] You're obviously super boring, but you must have picked me up to bring a bit of excitement to town!

Well, you picked the right lady, I'm just full of excitement! [ Rubs her hands together before she caresses her rocket-launcher. ] Me an' Fishbones here will set the whole place on fire, right, Fishy?

[ Jinx begins to speak in a strange voice, speaking for Fishbones. ]

No way, we should just sit down, read a book and live peacefully.

... You sure know how to ruin a good first post, don't you?

Comments

[restlesswings]

Heeeey, Kino, did you see that? [A somewhat annoying voice, like that of a teenage delinquent, seems to be coming from a Brough Superior motorcycle.]

I sure did, Hermes.

I don't have to stay quiet around this lady, right? I don't think a motorrad will surprise her.

Perhaps not.

[get_jinxed]

Ooooh, what's that?

[ Jinx looks entertained. ]

A motorcycle?? Is it filled with gasoline? 'Cuz I bet it'd make a pretty big explosion!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[What in God's name is that? Volgin will now be staring.]

You talk too much.

[get_jinxed]

And you're ugly too much!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

How dare you. You nothing of whom you are speaking too, child. [He stared at her and noticed the madness within her wild eyes.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Uh, just so you're aware, you just spoke for your - whatever it is you're carrying.

[Uh-oh, this just stinks of trouble.]

[get_jinxed]

What? Like I'd ever speak for this guy! All he ever wants to do is settle down, ha! Like that's gonna happen!

[ She bonks it on the... head. ]

[get_jinxed]

Well, I know you're ugly! What else is there to know? [ Aaand she starts laughing. ] What're you gonna do about it, red hands?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[She rubs the back and her neck and whistles, Yup this one seems kinda crazy. Not that she can't get crazy once in a while but Jinx seems to be cuckoo-landing all over the place.]

Uh-huh.

Anyway, My name's Saft, Who are you?

[get_jinxed]

I'm Jinx! Stands for Jinx.

[ She stretches out her arms. ] Ta-da! And this is Fishbones! [ Picks up her rocket-launcher, swinging it around. ] He's such a great little death-machine! Too bad he's boring to talk to. And this [ She picks up her mini-gun. ] is Pow-Pow!

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[Red hands? Was that the best she could come up with?]

I could kill you now and watch you die an agonising death or I could find out more about what sort of crazed, deranged woman you are. Do you have a name?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Interesting friends you have there.

[This coming from someone who has an actual living book in her family. Too bad he hasn't been around for a while though. Festivus would probably be attempting to get Saft out of this situation or on the sidelines flapping around sarcastically.]

[get_jinxed]

Mhm! They sure are.

[ She spins them both around, then caresses them both to her cheeks. Yes, she's hugging her weapons of mass chaos. ]

But this place could use a little more color, don'tya think? A lot of reds, oranges and yellows, I think!

[reflectedhero]

...

Ya'll don't have everything in the right place up there, do you?

[get_jinxed]

[ Die? Now? Jinx falls on her back, kicking her legs as she laughs. ]

Ahahahahahahaha! You're so funny! You think you can-- Aaaahahahah! Oh, oh, too much! I'm gonna suffocate...! Can't breathe, laughing too hard!

[get_jinxed]

Sure I do! The grenades and chompers are right next to the rockets and bullets!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Uh sure...

But I think maybe they have some kind of interior decorators for that.

[reflectedhero]

I meant inside your head. I would've specified if I realized you were that badly off.

[get_jinxed]

But that's what I meant, too.

[get_jinxed]

How about interior decorating from the exterior?

[ Up you go on her shoulder, Fishbones. She's just going to launch a rocket into a nearby wall, shrieking in delight as it explodes, debris flying. ]

[reflectedhero]

...you have grenades in your head?

. . .

What's a grenade?

[get_jinxed]

It's a container of fun, that's what!

Well, actually, it's a mechanism that packs explosive force inside and when you throw it at someone after taking off the pick, it blows up and causes mayhem!

So, basically, what I said the first time!

[reflectedhero]

[Oh damn that sounds awesome.]

Ya'll can't just say things like that and not demonstrate! Let's see! Show me this 'grenade'!

[get_jinxed]

Oh, well, okay! Just because you asked nicely!

[ She takes one off her belt and holds it up; hers is a bit weird as it has a chompy-mouth on top of it... And she activates it, throwing it right at you, Shadow Link! Better run, those chompers look fierce, as well as the insides that are ready to BLOW. ]

[reflectedhero]

[WOAH HEY good thing he's still able to briefly become an actual shadow because that grenade just went right through him and exploded.]

...!!!

You-! How dare you?!