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[english_dignity]

Mun,

While I understand you're having difficulties describing my personality, you can not and will not write that. You even think about it and I will pack up and leave.

Sincerely,

France's love toy [Scribbled out many, many times and in a different handwriting.]

Arthur Kirkland


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WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID I JUST TELL YOU?!

Comments

[heavens_chef]

Mon cher, your beautiful mun is merely wishing to share who you are with the world. Do you really wish to deny who you are?

[english_dignity]

Get your head out of your arse, frog! Like hell I'm your 'love' anything!

[heavens_chef]

That's not what you say at night.

[english_dignity]

No, what I say at night is get the hell out of my bedroom before I shoot you.

[heavens_chef]

You can't order me to leave my own bedroom, mon ami.

[knight_king]

Is your mundane disrespecting you, my Liege?

[english_dignity]

She usually does.

[knight_king]

She should cease immediately and give you the respect you are due.

[english_dignity]

I agree, she should. However, I doubt she will. She enjoys taunting those she gets her hands on.

Like certain Frenchmen I know.

[sleepygunsman]

.......France....?

[England don't break your little citizen's heart. He loves his country with all his little heart.]

Love toy?

[english_dignity]

None of it's true! My mun just has stupid ideas!

[sleepygunsman]

It's not true? Is France bullying you? Shall I scare him away?

[And now he's fretting over his country.]

[english_dignity]

As if I'd let that stupid frog bully me! He tries and we'll see if that wanker likes another hundred years of subjugation!

[Stands up straighter.]

jefferson is still judging you, arthur. Bl

[red_fox]

[ laughing hysterically at your expense. ]

Alfred, get your founding fathers out o my posts!

[english_dignity]

[Glaring. Glaring with all the bushy eyebrowed hate he can muster.]

Sod off you bloody git.

[Holding a grudge? Maaaaybe.]

lolz

[red_fox]

[ grinning. ]

I believe we did. Quite spectacularly.

I might die of the giggles, just so you know.

[english_dignity]

Here to rub it in?

Sorry, you're several hundred years too late.

[refertoamerica]

America would never have this problem!

/creep

[red_fox]

[Seconds this.]

[english_dignity]

America is an overgrown brat who used to wet the bed and still comes crying whenever he watches a scary movie.

[coolglasses]

[FISTBUMPS]

[shedreamtofwolves]

[Ehm. Ah. Well then. Just. Have a very confused Lithuania, hands in her lap and blinking unsurely at all this for a moment.]

It could always be worse...?

[Rational, potentially mind-easing response? ...Viltė, this is going to fail.]

[english_dignity]

How could it be worse!?

[Sputtering and trying to scribble out that salutation even darker.]

[shedreamtofwolves]

[Okay, she's just... going... to grab at his hands Arthur you are not accomplishing anything and that is driving her up the wall.]

Russia, Poland...

[~*~smiling~*~]

[english_dignity]

[Lets out a growl of frustration.]

At least no one would even think about believing it with those two!