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[english_dignity]

Mun,

While I understand you're having difficulties describing my personality, you can not and will not write that. You even think about it and I will pack up and leave.

Sincerely,

France's love toy [Scribbled out many, many times and in a different handwriting.]

Arthur Kirkland


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WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID I JUST TELL YOU?!

Comments

[heavens_chef]

Mon cher, your beautiful mun is merely wishing to share who you are with the world. Do you really wish to deny who you are?

[english_dignity]

Get your head out of your arse, frog! Like hell I'm your 'love' anything!

[heavens_chef]

That's not what you say at night.

[english_dignity]

No, what I say at night is get the hell out of my bedroom before I shoot you.

[heavens_chef]

You can't order me to leave my own bedroom, mon ami.

[knight_king]

Is your mundane disrespecting you, my Liege?

[english_dignity]

And since when have I even been in there since the hundred year war?

[english_dignity]

She usually does.

[heavens_chef]

Je pense que you have already forgotten last night. Too much wine, maybe?

[english_dignity]

I was nowhere near your bedroom last night! Stop confusing your fantasies with reality.

[heavens_chef]

I have distinct memories of waking up with you in my arms.

[knight_king]

She should cease immediately and give you the respect you are due.

[english_dignity]

Delusions.

[english_dignity]

I agree, she should. However, I doubt she will. She enjoys taunting those she gets her hands on.

Like certain Frenchmen I know.

[heavens_chef]

Truth, mon ami~ I could always remind you of the delights you have forgotten.

[english_dignity]

Don't you even think about it.

[heavens_chef]

Oh, non. Non non non. You are far too late for that.

[english_dignity]

Take one step towards me and I'll really make you into a frog!

[heavens_chef]

You have not done that before, you won't now.

[knight_king]

I wish I could aid you to deal with this problem, my Liege. But not even my holy sword can defeat these "mundanes."

[english_dignity]

Do you want to test it?

[english_dignity]

I know. I'll be fine.

[heavens_chef]

What if I let you tie me up?

[knight_king]

I know of your strength and perseverance. You shall prevail.

[english_dignity]

[Sputters.]

What kind of suggestion is that?!