[Canon is Octodad: Dadliest Catch]

[secretoctopus]

[He looks around with some confusion and then displeasure.]

Blllrrrbllbl!

*blub of annoyance at his mun*

[He wants to stay with his family, not be here or going to any games.]

Comments

[ordinarily]

...

[ This isn't even the weirdest thing he's ever seen. But seriously, how can no one notice that it's an octopus? ]

That's uh... eloquent?

[ That's the right word, right? ]

[secretoctopus]

*burble of thanks - wait was he being sarcastic?*

[Octodad frowns a little.]

*blub of questioning*

[ordinarily]

Little of column A, little of column B.

[ Wait. How did he understand that? ]

[secretoctopus]

Bllbllbrrbl!

*burble of changing the subject*

[ordinarily]

No, dude, I seriously need to know.

Why are you an octopus dressed in a suit?

[secretoctopus]

*agitated, nervous burble of I don't know what you're talking about...*

[ordinarily]

... Seriously?

[secretoctopus]

*everything's perfectly normal here*

*innocent face*

[Oh, look! He whips out a photo of his family. See? All normal!]

[ordinarily]

[ THAT JUST BRINGS UP EVEN MORE QUESTIONS. ]

... No, you know what? I don't even wanna know how that happened.

[secretoctopus]

*relieved burble*