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[biochemical]

Right. Well. Hello! I'm— I'm not sure if this is such a wise idea, theoretically speaking, and I'll be the first to point out it seems exceedingly contrary for you to enjoy me but not the place where I, ah, come from, so to speak. [ Hurriedly: ] —Not England, just SHIELD, though I guess you wouldn't be the first person to not enjoy our evil surveillance overlords.

I, ah— do we say thank you? Biochemistry, not anthropology, so I'm a little bit. Um. Lost.

Thank. You?

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[specialism]

[ don't ruin his image of you jemma pls ]

Either.

[biochemical]

[ wait are we talking about strap-ons now ]

What's that saying? All roads to hell are paved with good intentions? I'm sure we've seen plenty of those situations that you never really know—

[ Hurriedly: ]

—but you're right, I never would. You wouldn't either, and I think I'm an excellent judge of character.

[specialism]

[ no we are talking about chemical warfare pls jemma

strap-ons: ok, chemical warfare: bad. ]

And it's our job to stop even the ones with the best intentions, Simmons. [ and yeah, he wouldn't. he hopes he wouldn't, and that someone would take him out before he would if it ever came to that. ]

[biochemical]

[ As if she's not a biochemist and is actually, like, some creepy precognitive, Simmons reaches out and tugs him hard on the ear. ]

Oh, stop that.

[ She's not talking about the job, tho, because she agrees with that part. ]

You would never. You're too good for chemical warfare. With that face? Nobody would buy anything from you, it's such a good-doer face.

[specialism]

[ frowning!! X(

why does everyone think they can just touch him

fitz slapped his ass too

why ]

I'd probably go for a more old-fashioned approach, if I lost it.

[biochemical]

[ because you're adorable, ward, look at that face ok (and look at that booty too) ]

Very Terminator. Come with me if you want to— die. I suppose.

[specialism]

[ what has he ever done to deserve this ]

Something like that.

[biochemical]

[ You don't escape that easily, Ward.

Because she's just gonna elbow you in the side now.

:3 ]

[specialism]

Simmons.

[ grump grump grump stop that ]