The girls in my school are the WORST! Horrible stuck up blond bitches who just...they never let me alone!
I guess they all got their looks from this demon...so he promised I could be even hotter. And like...eat all I want and never gain weight and never get another zit or wrinkle or...or anything!
Actually seriously tempting. I mean, I'm all natural tall, dark and handsome but still. I. Uh. [Normally he's not one to share this so easily, but being thrown off balance by the whole experience-] I traded mine too, so I guess I can't judge but... Your soul for being sexy? Like. Your whole soul?
[Good, because whose taste is 'borderline sex pest' anyway?]
Pretty much. Mother always said when I met a girl I liked to be honest with my feelings and dad always said there's no such thing as an unattractive girl, just unappreciated ones. Combine the two and... Me!
Feda Gandamak, professionally tall, dark and handsome. [He genuinely does a crazy old school type of bow, with a fist thumping on his chest and lowering right down. So when he's up straight, he can't see shit because of that stupid hair.]
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I guess they all got their looks from this demon...so he promised I could be even hotter. And like...eat all I want and never gain weight and never get another zit or wrinkle or...or anything!
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Actually seriously tempting. I mean, I'm all natural tall, dark and handsome but still. I. Uh. [Normally he's not one to share this so easily, but being thrown off balance by the whole experience-] I traded mine too, so I guess I can't judge but... Your soul for being sexy? Like. Your whole soul?
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Don't take this the wrong way, but it ain't kicked in yet, has it? I mean, you're pretty cute right now, but not demonically hot.
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No, I picked up the pen and felt like...tingly. And then I'm here. So far as I know I've still got a soul.
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[Shudder]
It's not plastic surgery it's magic.
[Like that makes it better]
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[He seriously considers this to be being nice. He even gives her a thumbs up.
Because he's a dumbass.]
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P-perv!
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[He chuckles. His speaking voice is deep, but his laughter is very deep.]
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[Nope sorry Feda, she's flattered but you're not her type]
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Pretty much. Mother always said when I met a girl I liked to be honest with my feelings and dad always said there's no such thing as an unattractive girl, just unappreciated ones. Combine the two and... Me!
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Life only works if you hide what makes you different. Standing out makes you a target.
And there are unattractive AND unappreciated girls. Thanks for rubbing it in.
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[Of course, he stands out in very different ways.]
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Uh, latter and former, which one is the second one again?
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If anything it'll just make it worse.
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Feda Gandamak, professionally tall, dark and handsome. [He genuinely does a crazy old school type of bow, with a fist thumping on his chest and lowering right down. So when he's up straight, he can't see shit because of that stupid hair.]
Also, weird and loving it.
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