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dear_mun2014-02-06 04:42 pm
sistahspookums) wrote in dear_mun2014-02-06 04:42 pm
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[Canon is Empowered]
T-this is not what I signed up for when I sold my soul!
...So. Uhm. Is it, like, rude to ask what for? 'cos that sounds pretty personal but at the same time... Seriously.
I-I just wanted those s-stupid blond bitches at school to leave me alone! And he said I'd be hotter then all of them...
The girls in my school are the WORST! Horrible stuck up blond bitches who just...they never let me alone!
I guess they all got their looks from this demon...so he promised I could be even hotter. And like...eat all I want and never gain weight and never get another zit or wrinkle or...or anything!
I guess they all got their looks from this demon...so he promised I could be even hotter. And like...eat all I want and never gain weight and never get another zit or wrinkle or...or anything!
Wow. That is....
Actually seriously tempting. I mean, I'm all natural tall, dark and handsome but still. I. Uh. [Normally he's not one to share this so easily, but being thrown off balance by the whole experience-] I traded mine too, so I guess I can't judge but... Your soul for being sexy? Like. Your whole soul?
Actually seriously tempting. I mean, I'm all natural tall, dark and handsome but still. I. Uh. [Normally he's not one to share this so easily, but being thrown off balance by the whole experience-] I traded mine too, so I guess I can't judge but... Your soul for being sexy? Like. Your whole soul?
Well it's not like he offered to bargain for it...
Uhm.
Don't take this the wrong way, but it ain't kicked in yet, has it? I mean, you're pretty cute right now, but not demonically hot.
Don't take this the wrong way, but it ain't kicked in yet, has it? I mean, you're pretty cute right now, but not demonically hot.
Gee thanks. Jerk.
No, I picked up the pen and felt like...tingly. And then I'm here. So far as I know I've still got a soul.
No, I picked up the pen and felt like...tingly. And then I'm here. So far as I know I've still got a soul.
Hey, you can't get mad at me for that! You're the one who wants, like, magic plastic surgery. I think you're pretty bangable as you are.
B-bangable!?
[Shudder]
It's not plastic surgery it's magic.
[Like that makes it better]
[Shudder]
It's not plastic surgery it's magic.
[Like that makes it better]
Yup! I'd hit it, is what I'm saying.
[He seriously considers this to be being nice. He even gives her a thumbs up.
Because he's a dumbass.]
[He seriously considers this to be being nice. He even gives her a thumbs up.
Because he's a dumbass.]
[Well now her face is glowing red and she turns away]
P-perv!
P-perv!
Yeah, you can call it that if you want. But, I call it honesty.
[He chuckles. His speaking voice is deep, but his laughter is very deep.]
[He chuckles. His speaking voice is deep, but his laughter is very deep.]
Better to be an honest skeeze then.
[Nope sorry Feda, she's flattered but you're not her type]
[Nope sorry Feda, she's flattered but you're not her type]
[Good, because whose taste is 'borderline sex pest' anyway?]
Pretty much. Mother always said when I met a girl I liked to be honest with my feelings and dad always said there's no such thing as an unattractive girl, just unappreciated ones. Combine the two and... Me!
Pretty much. Mother always said when I met a girl I liked to be honest with my feelings and dad always said there's no such thing as an unattractive girl, just unappreciated ones. Combine the two and... Me!
Well they were wrong and so are you.
Life only works if you hide what makes you different. Standing out makes you a target.
And there are unattractive AND unappreciated girls. Thanks for rubbing it in.
Life only works if you hide what makes you different. Standing out makes you a target.
And there are unattractive AND unappreciated girls. Thanks for rubbing it in.
Fuck that. I stand out all the time and life has worked out just fine.
[Of course, he stands out in very different ways.]
[Of course, he stands out in very different ways.]
Well you're lucky. That's not how it works in my world.
It's how it works everywhere. It's all about attitude, honey. You can wake up like 'oh, fuck me' or like 'oh fuck everyone.' I choose the...
Uh, latter and former, which one is the second one again?
Uh, latter and former, which one is the second one again?
It doesn't matter if I chose the latter. It won't change how the world treats me.
If anything it'll just make it worse.
If anything it'll just make it worse.
Eh. Maybe. I guess I can't really relate. I kinda like being a weirdo.
Well lucky you. You're one of the weirdest people I know.
You don't know the half of it.
Feda Gandamak, professionally tall, dark and handsome. [He genuinely does a crazy old school type of bow, with a fist thumping on his chest and lowering right down. So when he's up straight, he can't see shit because of that stupid hair.]
Also, weird and loving it.
Feda Gandamak, professionally tall, dark and handsome. [He genuinely does a crazy old school type of bow, with a fist thumping on his chest and lowering right down. So when he's up straight, he can't see shit because of that stupid hair.]
Also, weird and loving it.
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