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[slayedaking]

[This face, mun.]

Don't think my brother's presence makes up for this. Bad enough that I know another touched her, now you force me to see it and participate. We shall all be fortunate if I don't run him through.

[Have a trollface from your mun.]

With my sword, idiot woman. The steel one.

This, on top of the draw you've forced upon me to everything with a hole you can stick a cock in.

[The goddess favor was your idea.]

[Withering look.] I'd rather you dropped it, with a price like that. To hell with her favors. I need none.

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[brienne]

What's this? You have nothing to say? How odd.

[slayedaking]

[He carries on glaring for a moment, but slowly it fades, and eventually he just looks away.]

I am not at my best.

[Yeah. Shit's getting to him.]

[brienne]

[Brienne frowns. Here is an opportunity to make fun of him, yet she can't. She feels sorry for him.]

I suppose even the kingslayer has bad days. You are human after all.

[slayedaking]

[A small smile comes to his face, only the barest shade of the usual cocky smirk he wears.]

Alas, I suppose this takes me from the pedastals of certain maidens.

[brienne]

How will you ever recover? [She rolls her eyes.]

1/2

[slayedaking]

The process will be long and hard.

2/2 SORRY GOTTA TROLL MY OWN CHAR u kno how it is

[slayedaking]

[...]

Will take a long time...and be difficult.

[facepalming on the inside.]

Asdasdfd lmao

[brienne]

I'm sure it will. Hopefully you will not encounter any shortcomings.

[slayedaking]

[HE HEARS YOU TROLLING AND IS NOT AMUSED.]

I am very certain I won't.

[brienne]

[YOU STARTED IT JAIME.]

Good. You should know I will not think little of you if you do.

[slayedaking]

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Think as you like, makes li- no difference to me.

[brienne]

Now, there's the Jaime Lannister I know. [She smirks.]

[slayedaking]

[He just glares, although it's a little more honest this time, fewer shades of feeling wretched about life and there might even be a tiny little bit of a smirk because OKAY YOU WIN.] So glad I could please you.

I CAN'T STOP

[brienne]

I'm sure you are. Though I'm sure you take more pleasure in teasing me when you can.

NEVER STOP BB YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

[slayedaking]

[..............:|]

<3

[brienne]

[She is enjoying this too much.]

How does it feel to taste a bit of your own medicine?

[slayedaking]

I only mock people who can give me sport.

[brienne]

You don't mock. You prey on the weak. I don't care if it gives you 'sport'. It is abominable.

[slayedaking]

I do not prey on the weak. I prey on the stupid enough to think they can beat me.

[brienne]

It is still abominable. You should be banished from the Kingsguard entirely.

[slayedaking]

A question, my lady: how many men have you beaten in battle or spar, in your time?

[brienne]

Many. I do not know the exact count. Why do you ask this?

[slayedaking]

And in how many of those battles did you take advantage of being underestimated? A rough estimate will suffice.

[brienne]

All of them.

[slayedaking]

And is that not simply another way of preying on stupidity?