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[slayedaking]

[This face, mun.]

Don't think my brother's presence makes up for this. Bad enough that I know another touched her, now you force me to see it and participate. We shall all be fortunate if I don't run him through.

[Have a trollface from your mun.]

With my sword, idiot woman. The steel one.

This, on top of the draw you've forced upon me to everything with a hole you can stick a cock in.

[The goddess favor was your idea.]

[Withering look.] I'd rather you dropped it, with a price like that. To hell with her favors. I need none.

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[thelionoftherock]

What idiocy are you up too.

[slayedaking]

It needn't concern you, father. It will not affect our name.

[Just the fact that setting-specific fuckery has him intensely physically attracted to all of the non-Cersei things. And that it's not restricted by sex or gender.]

[thelionoftherock]

I'll be the judge of that, given you are a Lannister.

[slayedaking]

No one in this place knows of us. And none will, once they leave it.

[thelionoftherock]

You are a Lannister. It doesn't matter where you are. That fact remains.

[slayedaking]

Weren't you threatening to disown me if I did not return to the Rock? Do it then.

[Telling Tywin is one big NOPE.jpeg.]

[thelionoftherock]

[ Really. Really. Just going to stare at you, son. Stare at you. ]

[slayedaking]

[...God damn it.]

Seven hells, father. I'm being toyed with by some false goddess. You truly, truly don't want to know how.

[thelionoftherock]

You're a Lannister. A Lannister doesn't just roll over and show his belly.

[slayedaking]

I'm not. I have resisted at every turn, and still I end up in bed with-

[STOPS HIMSELF. Bites his lip. Oh hell.]

[thelionoftherock]

[ What can really be worse than your sister. ]

Well.

[slayedaking]

...With Cersei and a man named Mavros Shahrizai.

[That?]

[thelionoftherock]

The Seven knows what I did to deserve such a fool like you for a son.

i love this thread so much i just can't even deal with myself right now

[slayedaking]

[And that's not even all he's getting up to! But damn if he's volunteering THAT information.]

I can think of some things.

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[thelionoftherock]

Oh? So the boy thinks he has an opinion now, does he?

[slayedaking]

I have opinions on a great many things, father. [He might not be THE THINKER but he's not amused with people assuming that means he CAN'T THINK.]

[thelionoftherock]

And I am sure a great many are not worth the breath you'll waste to state them.

[slayedaking]

[He's not going to answer. He's just going to pray he doesn't get that glare again.]

[thelionoftherock]

So he can learn.

[ Yes. That look. ]

[slayedaking]

[fffff Tyrion once had a theory that that look is the entrance to the seven hells, and Jaime believes it.]

I learn some things. I didn't spring from my lady mother swinging a sword.

[thelionoftherock]

You've an ability few men do.

Yet you waste it.

[slayedaking]

I use it in a way that suits me perfectly.

[thelionoftherock]

Suits you.

You are a Lannister. Of a Noble House. It should be used in a manner to benefit that.

[slayedaking]

We hold all seven kingdoms by the short hairs, between strength and debt. What more benefit could we possibly need?

[thelionoftherock]

My heir at Casterly Rock.