This brat just heard about Loki Month

[changeanddie]

So it's not just for the movie variation or the bodysnatcher but for all of us? Me, too? Some people -besides you- consider me their favorite one, even, and used me as first prompt? ♥ Well, am I glad to be considered! I do love Tumblr-scribes, despite them having the hots for selves of highly questionable behaviors.

(Is he seriously singing a song from Wicked in a service of fan shower scene? Odin's beard, that's so 2004.)

Come on, Lady Mun! Do something nice for my month!

[I already play you and run a blog that's about 70% you.]

You just reblog! Not enough! Maybe make a graphic of artistic expression that's not a joke or meme for once. Or write lovely fictions of fan singing my adventures. Or finish that mix you've compiling for two years. I'm sure it'll be a success! Maybe even reaching 1000 notes if you put all your effort.

[Who the hell do you think you are, you little sh...?]

Don't be lazy and don't swear! Everybody in the kingdom of fan is doing it, although some with less handsome Lokis! You can't be behind in the Internet trends. Imagine the shame.

[Hey now, listen to me...]

Go ahead and open that Shop of Photo already. You're wasting valuable time, milady.

[*GROAN*]

And Happy Loki Month to all the other Lokis, I suppose :)

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[attention_wenches]

Make her do it. Mine's hopeless at any sort of visual expression, and I'd hate for the nasty ones of us to get all the attention.

[changeanddie]

And yet, nothing! She mocks my reason, Loki. She watched that movie this afternoon. I'm certain she'll read that comic on Wednesday! At least it's not the only book she will read, but it's still distressing! She wastes valuable time in idling around and dedicating attentions to the wrong Lokis.

At least she's not a big fan of the movie Loki, and being spoiled of all plots softened any emotional impact. But still...

Ah, nevermind. This imbecile just slapped something on Shop of Photo in the eleventh hour. At least it's something.

*brings in both her Odinsons* :3

[under_illusions]

We get a month? After invading Midgard. In a supposedly botched attempt at complete dominion with wretched planning. ...And they awarded us a month in our honor?

[The older Loki laughs.]

What must one have to do, to earn their dislike? Are they masochistic?

[changeanddie]

Like a very cool maiden told me once, the ladies (and some gentlemen) do like bad boys... for some strange reason that eludes me. According to the mortal sources of knowledge, wearing lower garments in leather is also appealing. I thought that one was a metaphor about a snotty teenage wizard, but you wear those literally and it seems to work for you.

I think in order to be disliked, the safest bet is being born a woman. [He uses a very tongue-in-cheek tone, but he has seen serious discussions on Internet about ladies that would make his three mothers rage.] Jests aside, I have no idea. They seem to have quite rose-tinted and lengthy opinions about your behavior.

[under_illusions]

[The older Loki's grin only gets wider, at the comments regarding his attire. At the mention of being born female, he allows a momentary illusion of himself as Sif, with her hands on her hips as 'she' tries not to laugh. He would have pestered his younger alt about being sure they were not born female, but... well, his own birth was too sensitive a topic, than to allow the conversation anywhere near it. Better to laugh it off as a disgruntled Sif, yes. After a moment, his giggles become almost manic and then die down. He shifts back to his natural -- no, it wasn't his natural form, was it? -- to his Aesir form. Regardless, it felt more natural for him.]

I might add: the behavior of every version of me, is not the same. I tend to be one of the kinder variations, apparently. Not that it matters. They didn't seem so fond of me, the last time I was there. [He won't exactly be expecting a warm welcome this time, if he should so choose to return. At the moment, the thought of Banner kept him from doing so. That and the fact that his presence there could bring both the Chitauri and Thor together again, possibly causing the death of the last person in Loki's universe who gave a damn. Grotesquely, possibly causing that death at Loki's own hands. Yes, that was not going to happen.]

[changeanddie]

[The younger Loki stares at the vision, reminded of a story about his older self that Volstagg had told him. As it turns out, said Loki had returned once from death with a feminine body, claiming "she" had change inside as much as outside. It was funny that both Lokis had chosen something similar. It wasn't that funny that his older self had opted to possess Sif's body for real. Actually, Lokis and body possession was just a touchy subject in general, and one he'd like to avoid. He hoped the grimace was interpreted as disapproval this Loki's illusion, so he acted as such.]

Don't let the Lady Sif see you, or she might free you from your manhood. I believe you could do better shapeshifting than copying somebody else.

Oh, I understand that. It's quite easy to say you're less worse! My predecessor was terrible indeed, and you have yet to cause any apocalypse. Yet yes, you did destroy one of the most beloved cities of theirs and picked the wrong place for a first attempt of dictatorship. But the mad girls of fan from the Internet have a different mindset that lacks common sense. [If instead of Germany you had tried with them, the little Loki thinks, your army would've been different. But he's not going to teach this Loki Midgardian history lessons or invoke Godwin's Law.]

[hamm3rtime]

A month! [Thor is clearly pleased with this idea. Though for a moment, he wonders if it is not simply a jest. Well, the conversation will be fun, regardless.]

And if you have a wish of art, I cannot offer much help. I congratulate you, brother, on the esteem you have well earned.

[changeanddie]

Aye, a whole month, brother!

I suspect it's less about esteeming me and more about esteeming your own Loki. They just lumped the rest of us together because of a series of coincidences under this lunar cycle. But any excuse for my admirers to come and express themselves will be welcomed from my part.

[hamm3rtime]

[Thor laughs heartily at Loki's seemingly newfound arrogance.] You have let it go to your head. As well you should. Long have you been appreciated.

[changeanddie]

I have certainly not. I'll let you know it's healthy for a boy my age to receive positive reinforcements. I don't get anything positive at all in Asgardia, and even from my friends or family it is rare. I'm in awe to have people who won't dislike me, that's all.

[hamm3rtime]

You had best be kidding, [Thor answers with a loving, if dubious grin,] Else my alternate should know my wrath. For I see nothing to dislike in you.