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Another interruption?

You know I have something important yet to do.

[ SUDDENLY. ALL THE PRESSURE. ]

No. Now I dunno what to ask.

[ Is that a smile? Yes? No? Maybe?? ]

Are you sure? The window of opportunity doesn't remain open forever.

Ah! Wait, don't go closin' any windows yet! Wait, wait-- What's your favorite color?!

[ On my god. Lamest question in the history of lame. ]

Blue. The shade at the highest point of the sky. And yours is orange, isn't it?

Heh. Yep! How did you know that anyway?

[ It's not like he wears the color a lot or anything. ]

You wear it too often to hate it.

That's 'coz it's the best color! [ And that answers that. ]

More importantly, do you ever wish you'd done more things you wanted for yourself?

[ Welcome to Itachi's habit of answering questions with questions. ]

Do you wish you would have won more dance competitions?

[ He. Doesn't. Even know. ]

What? I've never-- ... What?!

How can you answer a question when you've never experienced what it asks about?

[ Give him a minute to figure this out! ]

[ And then another one! ]

...

I think I get it. So then, what's stoppin' you now?

I've work left to do. Everything else is irrelevant.

[ Naruto kinda wants to kick him for a moment. ]

You're a dumbass sometimes.

I am only human.

[ He can't even bother arguing. ]