dear_mun | (no subject)

You haven't done it yet? Ah. Wait. No, dead people are still runnin' around, so I guess you haven't.

Maybe you could do something important somewhere else!

Such as?

[ What could be more important than stopping Edo Tensei? ]

Uh, I dunno. But you could find out when you get there! It's like I said, you've done enough for Konoha already, y'know.

[ IT COULD BE LIKE A VACATION. Or not. ]

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Failure doesn't help Konoha, Naruto. But I won't be idle anywhere I find myself.

[ Just get him a beach chair and a fruity drink with a paper umbrella in it. ]

What about you? What will you do?

It's really weird seeing the people from Naruto's universe.

Why?

[ Kinda wants to say that Itachi succeeding didn't help Konoha in the past either. Itachi gets a squinty face instead though. ] Yeah, I kinda figured you're not the kind to lay around.

Heh. Simple! I'll get back home! That is, if I end up somewhere else, like you.

Because I always think of what gender everyone is in my universe. Seeing you as a guy is really just weird.

[ For that, Naruto gets a penetrating stare, though his voice is mild. ]

I would expect nothing less. Though I would caution you from leaving too soon. You may learn something important while you're away from home.

Do I look so different?

Not really but you're obviously a guy where she's obviously a girl.

What? What's the look for?!

Wait. You're tellin' me to hang around there? No way, there's still a war back home!

Yet one's gender does not make one who one is.

[ An eyebrow arches, his only response to that question. ]

Not wait. Simply be certain that you're not in such a rush that you ignore what's in front of you.

Yeah but it's still strange. I know gender has nothin' to do with who you are though.

[ Yeah. No. He doesn't know what you mean, Itachi. AT ALL. ]

So then you don't want me to stay there... What? Ahh! Make up your mind already!

What I want isn't at issue here. What you take from this experience, however, is.

I'm offering you counsel, Naruto. Nothing more or less.

Says the one with the sexy no jutsu technique.

Tch.

You never did anything you wanted though, did ya'? You ever think there was something wrong with that? 'Coz there was! Is!

I'm hardly a suitable subject. Don't trouble yourself needlessly over such ancient history. Focus instead on the present.

Hey don't look at me! I invented that for a totally different reason than Naruto!

No, I wanna talk about ancient history today!

[ Guess whose middle name is stubborn? Except not literally. ] Besides, it's not trouble and it's not needless!