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fuck this iOS release

Oh ho~ Finally remembered me have you?

[implying I forgot in the first place]

Semantics! But non, that is not why we are here. I mean, yeah, Sonic and I have been keeping busy - gotta get those iOS games going and he is the Big Cheese of our group - but are you really posting this just because of Paris Caper? I thought we had a better relationship than that, mademoiselle. All those A ranks just so you could forget about me? For shame.

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But, uh... I think I could do without you comparing me to The Other Game without a Sequel that got an iOS title instead. No, really. I don't even have headphones.

PS: The guys in the game are questioning if you should drop or not. Endgame or not, if you can't find the time to play then that's no good!

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What were you expecting, Phantom R? You're not exactly the lovable type. [Scoffity scoff.] In any case, has she anything good to say about the iOS game? It's rather difficult to tell with your mun, honestly.

I don't know where that other comparison's coming from, either. Suppose we ought to count our blessings and be grateful that there's no one quite so moronic on our end as that other boy... [Life would be easier if Charlie could never hear another 'yo' again.]

I see you're as lovable as always, petit detective. The inspector probably doesn't worry at all about you getting spirited away by someone. [mild shrug] She hasn't had the time to move past the tutorial, so we wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions without having played the actual game.

[yoooo those jet set kids would be so sad to hear that. Especially Yoyo :( ]

It's the translation from 3/DS controls to a single touchscreen. Tap tap, swipe swipe. ... Or something.

[Eyebrow raise. you're hilarious, R] Even if he did, it's none of the old goat's business. And this one here's still debating whether or not to buy a version she has to play on her tiny phone screen.

[keep trying to make a comeback, jet set kids! mun's still trying to FUCKING UNLOCK COMBO URGHHH]

It can't be that hard, can it? The transition from a stylus to one's fingertips isn't rocket science, really.

You can't see the guide. Which is fine for us because we're rhythm kings like that.

... Yeah. Maybe you should ask that other blonde kid about how his game controls. Hahaha!

As if we'd even need such a thing! [If mademoiselle Ulala can do without, so can we! Or something.]

...I'd rather not ask him anything, given his utter inability to comprehend simple things.

[I hope senpai notices us] The rhythm for the games have changed, so imagine mun's horror at messing up Looting the Louvre.

That's too bad... Though the constant warning that you need a good data connection to play or risk corrupted data is kinda intimidating. That wasn't a thing during the Dreamcast era wad it?

[space senpai's kinda spacey...] Well, they can't just port everything right over, right? It would be boring otherwise.

Did you try asking the big boss about it? That's not something either of us are familiar with...

Changing it wouldn't be bad, but it's not like the TWEWY iOS release, the rhythm of the songs are different. It surprised her into harshing a couple of times. ... Which meant more pain for me but hey! You'll probably get a kick out of it.

I did but he just laughed at me. Hopefully this won't be as bad as it is on Nintendo consoles...
And let's face it, my mun's played through the game enough times as it is. She's just here for Galileo's sake.

[stealing yours and your papa's outfits btw on hon hon]

It's usually quite fun to see you slip up a step, yeah, but knowing her she'll get used to it pretty easily...

Oh, that boy in black? His... clone or whatever keeps mumbling at me like he wants to say something, but he's failed to use actual words as of yet. Do they usually do this?

[YOU CAN'T ROCK A TRENCHCOAT LIKE I DO DON'T EVEN TRY]

... [Yeah, so this morning? wow] It's kinda depressing how easily distracted they are.

Yeah! It's Leonardo over on your side (I think). And he's probably just being shy. Have you considered not glaring at him every time he tries to say something?

[true true your outfit's too stupid for someone as fabulous as me to pull off]

[So many things happened in one morning. Dear lord.] It's situational, I suppose.

What makes you think I've been glaring at him? I can be quite civil when I'm not dealing with ruffians like you. [THIS IS JUST THE NORMAL VERGIER FACE, R...

don't make me come over there, purple panther]

What? You mean it depressing only sometimes? Dunno, there's a lot to be said about tenacity. [is he making fun of you? he might be making fun of you? he's probably making fun of you]

C'mon, give the guy a break. He's barely noticeable! Maybe he just wants to say hi.

[too late, wearing my ultra hipster casual suit like a boss. ~~why can't I buy half of these costumes audrey why~~]

I meant how distracted they become. It's still sad, I'm not denying that. [Just going to grind teeth over here YEP... YYYEP...]

Honestly, I can't even tell he's here half the time. Just seemed bothered by something and wouldn't tell me what! [SHRUG.

you are the biggest loser I know and I live with my father ~~DO YOU NEED ME TO BUY YOU SOME R COINAGE GOSH~~]

[smug smug]

Well, he is called a 'backup dancer'. They aren't supposed to be the main show. Have you tried asking nicely?

[at least you can say you live with your father abandonment issues what are those ~~NO I'LL WIN THEM MYSELF I WON ALL THOSE RED RINGS IN SONIC RUSH AFTER ALL- wow that's lame~~]

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