savetheearth on dubious echoes

[ex_elude798]

Alright, I've had a lot of time on my hands.

And I still don't get the purpose of that damned outfit.

What's the functional benefit of a suit made of some kind of spandex and thigh-high boots? Who the hell makes that? Why would I wear it? Is there some kind of tactical advantage? Anything?

I can't think of a single use that wouldn't be better filled by something else.

So why would I have it?




[ooc: He's referring to this lovely getup]

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[britannicide]

[a momentary pause while giving Suzaku his best 'Are you an imbecile' face...]

...Didn't I just explain why? You would prefer it to be what exactly?

[Ignoring the "cartoon" comment for now because what is he even talking about.

The culture gap is settling in nicely.]

[ex_elude798]

[Meanwhile that look's not very effective...]

Practical.

[Or at least cool but he's not about to admit that]

[britannicide]

[getting agitated]

It is incredibly practical for the function it serves! Just because you find no purpose for it in...whatever life you're living now does not take away from the garment's intrinsic practicality within the context it was intended to be used in...!

[Geez Lelouch, it's just a damn suit, let it go.]

[ex_elude798]

[Given his gift for offending people without effort, he actually isn't at all surprised by this. Of course it also fails to change his opinion]

I don't see the point in my having it now. Not to mention it's too flamboyant for a guy like me.

[britannicide]

You expect me to be able to explain to you why you have it now?

[He's a self-proclaimed dark messiah, not omniscient gosh]

[ex_elude798]

Your argument works only for something that doesn't apply to me in any way.

[He just feels the need to point this out]

[britannicide]

[dryly]

It does apply to you. Just not you.

Perhaps try specifying the context of your queries next time.

[You were the one who assumed an interpretation Lelouch, don't get huffy.]

[ex_elude798]

It's narrow-minded to assume that every iteration of me is the same.

You want me to treat every one of you I come across like you're the exact same guy?

[Because as far as he's concerned they may be the same person but they're unique anyway]

[britannicide]

I didn't. [He just assumed you'd be less different than you're turning out to be.

Or rather he thought he could be aloof and detached about his interactions with this guy considering what he knows of Suzaku's situation but that's clearly worked out oh so well.]

That was exactly my point.

[ex_elude798]

Your attitude contradicts that.

[A different sort of creature indeed]