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dear_mun2014-01-15 11:12 am
notreadytodie) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-15 11:12 am
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Rusty as hell. Canon is Call of Duty: Zombies.
Vhy hellooo! Sveet, dearest Mundane, it's been a vhile since ve last spoke, no? Over three years years, if I am not mistaken, ha ha...
Normally, I vould be razher upset vith you for ignoring me for so long-- but zhat is in zhe past. You see, Mundane, ve should be focusing on zhe present und zhe future. Because in neizher vun of zhose time frames should I EVER BE TRAPPED IN A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE!! You don't even yet know if zhis is vhat really happened! I don't know! Nobody knows, because zhere vere two endings! So vhy vould you vaist precious time preparing a set of icons for zhe clearly inferior und more unlikely possibility!?
I vould harvest zhe fingernails from your treacherous little hands und replace zhem vith tin foil if I could. But alas, I cannot. So let's be good friends, ja? Be a pal und fix zhese dreadful icons for me.
Normally, I vould be razher upset vith you for ignoring me for so long-- but zhat is in zhe past. You see, Mundane, ve should be focusing on zhe present und zhe future. Because in neizher vun of zhose time frames should I EVER BE TRAPPED IN A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE!! You don't even yet know if zhis is vhat really happened! I don't know! Nobody knows, because zhere vere two endings! So vhy vould you vaist precious time preparing a set of icons for zhe clearly inferior und more unlikely possibility!?
I vould harvest zhe fingernails from your treacherous little hands und replace zhem vith tin foil if I could. But alas, I cannot. So let's be good friends, ja? Be a pal und fix zhese dreadful icons for me.