homeless forever :'( BUT FREE HAIRCUTS GO GO GO

[beautyreborn]

Hear me, dear_mun, and all who dwell as dreary and uninspired lives! All shall end. You shall travel to the realm beyond, and return to us as...

A BEAUTY REBORN.

Good people! Do you fear the specter of -- gasp! ugliness threatening to consume you? Fear not, friends, for it shall not survive my wrath! Friends, from an abyss of unfathomable drabness, you shall arise anew with the help of my indispensible scissors and comb, for ONE DAY ONLY!

Come, come, one and all!

Comments

[youngcolossus]

...hmm, did you...

...is your hair something you did yourself...?

I-it's... very pretty.

[beautyreborn]

[He's just going to stare for a moment.]

You were right to come to me! Rest assured, dearest fellow, the unspeakable embodiment of ugliness on your head shall be cast aside!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Hope you rock your new FF13 do, Titan guy!]

[duskwight]

[ Her completely unmanageable hair may well be your most devious foe yet, you shining light in the darkness that is Eorzean fashion. ]

[beautyreborn]

[Sizing her up!]

Oh, you poor, poor, sweet lady. The foul demon of ugliness and dare I say it practicality has toyed with you long enough! For I am here to save you!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF.]



REJOICE. FOR YOU ARE REBORN.

[rebelling]

...surely there are more important things to concern yourself with.

[ There aren't. Look at that hideous 80s hair. ]

[beautyreborn]

[Staaaaaare.]

And as I live, this unspeakable embodiment of ugliness must die. Unhand that turban, foul demon, and let that young lad free from your clutches of humdrum and unmanagability!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Enjoy, rebel scum!]

WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[cursed_prince]

....Surely you can't be serious.

A very belated post from XIV's newest NPC!

[beautyreborn]

[Staaaaaare.]

Can I? Can I not, you say?! Begone, demon! For your ills have pervaded this young man's mind as well as his (dire) appearance!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Yes, he's serious indeed. Enjoy your new hair!]

[umbral_dragoon]

Ser, is this truly necessary?

[beautyreborn]

And as I live, this unspeakable embodiment of ugliness must die. Unhand that dragoon and begone, foul demon!

[Staaaaaare.]

This and far worse is necessary to rid the world of ugliness!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Enjoy your new hair!]

[heartdive]

Ah ha... What?

[beautyreborn]

[When you walk away
You won't hear me say
PLEASE. OH BABY, I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
Simple and clean is boring as helllllllll
It's hard to not take a snip..]

HOLD, YOUNG MAN! For you appear to have something which could or could have once been alive and scurrying around in some woodland on your head! I will save you!!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Enjoy your new hair!]

you are beautiful

[scribes]

[Di can't help but giggle]

You are rather passionate about hair, aren't you?

in every single way~ WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWNNNNN

[beautyreborn]

[Staaaaaare.]

My my. Those horns are wonderful! The rest...


....


dire.

Allow me!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Enjoy!]

[theboywiththebook]

[His hands are firmly on his head. BECAUSE WOW THIS GUY IS JUST TAKING NO PRISONERS IN TERMS OF HAIR CUTTING!]

Maybe you should ask before you start cutting people's hair!

I am wishing I could play my miqo'te : < But no images of him.

[sixth_phantom]

Don't touch my hair.

[strikeoflightning]

Cut it out.

[beautyreborn]

[GASP. I-is this--

THE ONLY HAIR STYLE HE KNOWS HOW TO DO UNTIL THE NEXT GAME PATCH (OR SO THE DEVELOPERS SAY, BUT THEY'RE LYING DBAGS WHICH PROMISED FULL HAIRSTYLES FROM THE GETGO?)

NO. NO. IT IS NOT.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTY. HE CAN MANAGE. ONE. MORE.]

As you command, milady!

[SNIP SNIP.]



[aaaaaand POOF. Enjoy!]

[stuckinajar]

Eh?

[This woman has hair that drags the floor. Come near it with scissors at your own peril.]

Ugliness? For what purpose would we fear that?

I LOVE YOU I LOVE JANDELAINE

[croft]

You're enthusiastic, I'll give you that.

this post is beautiful

[let_it_go]

. . . Your Mundane must never have a dull moment with someone such as yourself around.

[whippersnappering]

[This penguin is cocking its head at everything going on and taking a few steps back, because it senses possible combat. Yea, indeed, this is a dangerous area.]

WAAARK.

You are a beautiful human being.

[ofsongandstrings]

[She seems to pause in thought as though this excitement were but a normal day in the life...]

I have been rather neglectful since being brought here....

[Save her from the horrors of being a fashion disaster! She has a token and some more pink hair dye! D:]

I am grinning so much right now. You're awesome

[neverfirstclass]

....what?

Time to Investigate

[onemorequestion]

You kill me, you know that? Really, you really do. Now that must be some career to have, hair styling. I tell ya', I wish I could be so creative. My wife, she's always telling me I've got no passion, no creation. But you? You've got in spades. You know that really is something, yes sir.

Now me? I just run a comb through the ol' hair every morning. Do you think-..? Nah, no I couldn't. Forget I said anything.

But-.. Do you think maybe you could see about spicing up the ol' head here? Maybe-.. Maybe something to show my wife I'm not all homicides and police work?

You are a beautiful person, I needed this today.

[you_are_not_alone]

"Wow. You know, I think I'm all right, but I could point you to some other members of my team who could really use a new look..."

I can't not do this

[raindownthesky]

...Absolutely not.

[02_roadarolla]

Oh! Oh! Me. Me. DO ME!!

[He wants to look cool too! ]

HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe I missed this---

[dancingmad]

....

[ For once Kefka honestly has NO BLOODY IDEA what to say. He's stunned to silence, relish this moment. ]