canon is Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[battleshipping]

Seriously? Of all the places to send me on an impromptu sabbatical, I get to go to the place where Great Gatsbies go to die? There better not be pools involved.

In the words of Obi, I got a bad feeling about this.

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[battleshipping]

No offense, A.C., but with the car you drive I'm not surprised that you know how to deal with things the old fashioned way in general.

[And a pause in return, her eyebrows raising.] Or vice versa.

[twentytwenty]

I'm not a big fan of despatching the monsters with piano wire. Kind of ruins the suit.

[ Eyebrows lifting, two can play at this incredulous little game. ]

[battleshipping]

Oh, god - [A very telling shudder.] And I had just gotten the hang of the safety and the mag.

[twentytwenty]

[ He smiles. Or whatever Coulson's variation of that is. ]

It's easy, once you get the hang of it.

[battleshipping]

I hope you're talking about the gun and not the murdering monsters with piano wire.

[twentytwenty]

Actually, I was.

[ The piano wire. ] You have to do some ... specific things to get your hands on ammunition where you're going. It's best to learn to adapt. I'll help. And of course there's Agent Romanoff.

[battleshipping]

Agent Romanoff, who has high hopes set on me and is the kind of woman you don't live through disappointing? Got it.

What about my kind of ammunition?

[twentytwenty]

She's good people.

[ That is more problematic. ] It's the 1920s. You can try getting an in with some of the scientists and tech guys. I can't guarantee anything.

[battleshipping]

You forgot 'at making' and 'fear for their lives'.

[Also, fuck.] Also, fuck - I mean. I'm not going to like that.

[twentytwenty]

I trust Natasha with my life.

[ Shame he totally went to fight Loki alone, right? ]

I know. But you can make do. We all have to.

[battleshipping]

[Oh, Phil. :|]

I never said I wouldn't. I mean, I might be all woe is me right now but...considering when I'm coming in from.

[twentytwenty]

We'll work through it, I can promise that.

[battleshipping]

At least I know how to take someone's gun out of their hands.