Canon is Suits. Mun read some bad fan fiction.

[loyalassistant]

[And Donna's brain hurts because of it.]

Harvey is not into that. If he were, I'd know, because I know everything about him. I know things about him even he doesn't know. And I do not want to think about him doing anything like that with anyone I know. Or anyone, ever.

You owe me for this. Go find me a nice, fluffy, happy meme to play in so that I can forget we ever saw that. And maybe this'll teach you to stop clicking around the Internet randomly.

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[closing]

Especially not with her.

[loyalassistant]

Especially not. And not with Mike, either.

[closing]

Uh...no.

[loyalassistant]

I don't even want you doing that with me.

[closing]

Deal.

[loyalassistant]

Thank you.

My mun is going to find me something to do as an apology. [With a stern look at the mun.] You want to come along?

[closing]

Always.

[loyalassistant]

What should we do? I'm thinking something non-creepy. And it's a weekend so we have options.



That do not mean you have been in the office.

[closing]

I let you plan so I'm not. [Smirks.]

[loyalassistant]

We could try going on an actual date. We could go to the zoo.

[closing]

I'd like that.

[loyalassistant]

You set something up. I need to get changed.

And if you wear a suit to the zoo I will strangle you with your own tie.

[closing]

I promise.