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[bitchslappedbylight]

Mun.

Ya really find this that funny?


[Long silence from Fang as mun keeps laughing.]


I'll neva' understand ya.

Comments

[bitchslappedbylight]

Got 'er sister turned into a servant of a god an' then int'a crystal.

[squirrelhunter]

An' yer mun finds that funny?!

[bitchslappedbylight]

Not that part, it was what I did afta' admittin' it t'her.

[squirrelhunter]

... I take it ya got a good slappin'?

[Genius deduction, Sherlock.]

[bitchslappedbylight]

[Absolute fuckin' genius. So much genius, it's time for some trollin'.]

Actually, she was so thankful we fucked on the spot.

[squirrelhunter]

[Gullible redneck is gullible.]

... You serious?

[See his face light up right there?]

[bitchslappedbylight]

'Course.

[Really it's all she can say without her amusement cracking the serious look.]

[squirrelhunter]

Pity there ain't no photos...

[Whoops, did he say that out loud?]

[bitchslappedbylight]

That it is. [Man, that would make good black mail material.]

[squirrelhunter]

So 'bout this whole crystal thing...

[Because lesbianism aside, this was bugging him.]

How th'hell does that work?

[bitchslappedbylight]

World I come from ya can get assigned missions by the fal'Cie. They're kinda like gods. If you complete the mission, they grant ya 'eternal life' by turning ya t'crystal and randomly wakin' ya up when they feel like it.

[squirrelhunter]

Sounds pretty harsh.

... Better'n dealin' with Walkers, though.

[bitchslappedbylight]

Walka's?

You type her Aussie accent perfectly~

[squirrelhunter]

The Walkin' dead. Call 'em Walkers. Some people call 'em Zombies.

Aww! Thanks! <3 I'm quite amused by your Daryl so far. xD

[bitchslappedbylight]

[Eyes narrow at this information, not angrily but a combination between processing it and trying to figure out if she knows what he's talking about.]

Can't say I ever 'eard of 'em.

He's a brand-new muse, so still a bit :/ about him.

[squirrelhunter]

Well, they're dumb bastards who will chow down on anythin' living. You get bitten or scratched, you become one.

I like him! Though I get that, not too long ago Fang was new to me.

[bitchslappedbylight]

Don't sound much like the friendly sort, eh?

I get nervous about new muses all the time. :3 But your Fang is brilliant

[squirrelhunter]

They get real friendly with my crossbow if they get too close.

I think it's nervous to get nervous about new muses. Aww, thank you! It only took me about 3 months

[bitchslappedbylight]

Seems like'a good plan. They got any smarts t'em?

At least you took the time to perfect her~!

[squirrelhunter]

Nope. Biggest bunch of dumbasses I ever saw.

[A pause] An' that was before they got turned.

You really are too kind! Seems like you've got a good handle on him, it'll only get better with time

[bitchslappedbylight]

Least ya got that goin' for ya, yea? [The stupider the enemy, the easier they were to defeat... Most of the time.]

Thanks! You're too kind, too!

[squirrelhunter]

[snort]

Yeah, and what they lack in brains they make up for in sheer numbers.

[bitchslappedbylight]

There's always gotta be a downside. [Of course. Life just wouldn't be any fun if it was a walk in the park, right?]

[squirrelhunter]

Yeah. Always fine-print.

[Still, it suited him fine.]

[bitchslappedbylight]

Seems t'be the name of the game. [And she really doesn't like that game, tyvm.]