On Being Generously Upgraded and Dealing with AOS Brit Fan Rage

[irredeemed_ant]

Wow, well I was not expecting that. I am suddenly a lot more animated and I have... oh, Agent May to thank? Nice! Maybe she thinks I'm cuter than that Ward dude. I think I might have to see if that true, maybe shrink sneak on that fancy plane of their's and see if I can't... no? Ok, that might be a tad stupid. Anyway, why are you so huffy, man? I'm in the game a lot better for a while, enjoy yourself! I ain't dead and a cyborg round here! Maybe find me a fancy pad to focus on so I'm not so homeless for a while and...

What?

Oh. Really?! No new episodes of Agents of SHIELD for yeh past that midseason thingie till March cause you're a Blighty dude and Channel 4 hates you? Damn, that does suck. See, this is why I have Netflix, man. No suckage like that. But you, you have to decide if you can track those things down online or wait that long. And please, like you really can, man. I know yeh too well, what with your Fitz and Simmons thing and all. And it ain't like your Doctor Who thing is coming back anytime soon! So yeah, I can see you cracking big time.

ANYHOO. When you've calmed down, perhaps some accessing is in order. Nice pad with some nice girls and stuff? Awesome.

Comments

[sonofcoul]

I can't blame your mun for being put out. It was... not a great cliffhanger to extend for another two months. It really wasn't.

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah, I think the guy's just wanting to know if what he thinks is true or not. Kinda a letdown, huh? Ouch.

[sonofcoul]

It lends itself to speculation, that's certainly true.

[irredeemed_ant]

Well I suspect he has an even bigger reason to scoop it out somehow. Certainly would if it was me. Heck, you should hear his theories about who he think that chick in the dress is. Cause if they're true I've tackled with her myself.

[sonofcoul]

Oh, that would be interesting.

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah, Monica Rappaccini. One of those really attractive but seriously evil types. Head of AIM over in my neck of the woods. Don't tick her off, she has nasty techo viruses and an endless supply of the dudes dressed like beekeepers.

[sonofcoul]

I'll keep an ear out, in that case.

[busdriver]

Don't mention it.

[Seriously, don't. She's not as friendly as her mun.

As to the other point, well, there are definitely better options than waiting all that time.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Then.... I won't? Still, all this extra handsome red haired side burn size changing action is down to you, cutie. Also we probably have a shared hatred of being forced to fill in all the boring SHIELD paperwork, soo... yeah.

[Probably not, he has no deathwish.]

[busdriver]

No - I don't mind paperwork. Part of the job.

[May is ignoring "cutie" like it was some kind of accidental verbal tic he had no control over. She's heard enough about him not to be surprised; she doesn't like it, but it's not worth a reaction.]

[irredeemed_ant]

I wouldn't have either if there wasn't sooooooo much of it.

[That's pretty much it, yeah. Eric has a bit of a reputation but anyone who analyses it all enough will know that whilst he can be a jerk he never actively tries to hurt people. May's done a nice thing and he's finding her a little less intimidating as a result.]

[busdriver]

There could be less.

[She'll allow, shrugging lightly, that some of the paperwork is a little redundant, but it doesn't bother her as much as it used to.]

[irredeemed_ant]

You'd think being an Avenger you'd get out of it but no, Rogers and Barton are sticklers for it. Anyway, you get to fly a plane and kick ass and I... well get to kick ass and zip about dressed like a bug, what's not to like?

[busdriver]

[She's not going to answer that, beyond pressing her lips into a hard line and looking extra serious. In point of fact, there's a lot not to like.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Not... much of a smiler, are yeh. I guess it depends on perspective.

[busdriver]

It does.

[Her perspective's a little bleak, some days.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Well my perspective can be all over the place.

...that's a rather bad size changer joke, sorry. [Well given what he's heard it seems about right. Not as if he had eternally great days with SHIELD either.]