This is his version of being furious.

[the_solution]

I would strongly advise you to reconsider your options. You have made a very poor decision in placing me on that 'Test Drive' meme, as I will not be going to that game. I simply do not have the time nor the energy to indulge in activities outside of Vinyaya Tech. My work is extensive and not yet done. Were you to pull me from a point in my life where my work was done, perhaps I would be more open to this prospect. However, I have spent enough time with you to know that you are unwilling to allow me that much peace of mind.

I quite simply do not have the qualifications for a game. That has not occurred to you, apparently, so I must point out the inherent flaw in this plan. What do I have to offer a place that is, while not technology backwards, far behind my own world? Am I to spend all my time working on improving their tech without any of the proper tools? I can not waltz in and expect to be treated with respect as a scientist without anything to back my credibility up, so even if I wanted to endeavor to help such a place I doubt I would be of much help. This whole thing seems rather hastily planned and ill-thought out. I do not see how you intend to make this work with your schedule, as well. Although I understand impulsive tendencies are common in muns, I would encourage you to sit down and rethink this thoroughly.

On a final note, I do not 'need friends like right now'. That is not my purpose. My purpose is to work. And all of this is a distraction from that.

It is not as if I would make friends at a game regardless.

Comments

[bullyheaded]

It's funny, you have no idea just how badly you wasted your breath there.

[the_solution]

Since our muns type what we are thinking, technically, no breathing was involved in this message at all.

[bullyheaded]

You must think you're hilarious.

[the_solution]

[Have the blankest of blank looks. His continually emotionless tone indicates zero concept of humor.]

I was merely clarifying a technicality. I do not like imprecise or incorrect statements.

[bullyheaded]

Clarifying a what?

[Jimmy doesn't have time for your big words, dude.]

Whatever, I don't care. The point is that your mun ain't gonna listen. I'm pretty sure they all love making life hard on us.

[the_solution]

Clarifying a technicality in your wordage. As a scientist, this is just one of those things I have learned to do and can not turn off. Apologies.

But my mun has many characters he plays more easily than myself. Why would he choose the hardest option? It does not make sense, sir.

[bullyheaded]

Sir? Do I look like I'm a sir to you? I'm fifteen, not fifty.

[Still, Jimmy shrugs.]

I dunno, it's not like I'm an expert on mun behavior. You want answers, ask him yourself. But don't be surprised if you don't get an answer.

[the_solution]

It is a term of respect I was taught to apply to everyone of the male gender.

Have you had issues with your own mun thus far? I have not had much time to talk to others regarding the state of muns.

[bullyheaded]

Yeah, well. Stop.

As far as my own mun goes, nah. Not really. He's been good to me, I can't really complain. He sent me to a sex game and aside from a run-in with this chick who wanted to string me up by my balls, life's been great there.

[the_solution]

Sex is pointless if it does not increase the population. It sounds like a game far worse than what I am possibly being sent into.

[bullyheaded]

... Are you kidding me?

You're not, are you? Jesus Christ, what is your problem?

[the_solution]

Sex that does not yield children is wasted time. Time that could be spent on work. Work that could help save my planet. Therefore, a sex game is purely wasted time, with not even a library in the game to learn from or a lab to practice science in.

[bullyheaded]

You're a virgin, aren't you?

[the_solution]

No. Unfortunately. Luckily, no one found out, or I would have been executed under my world's laws.

[bullyheaded]

So your whole 'sex is a waste of time' shit, is that your opinion or the one you've been made to believe from your shitty world?

[the_solution]

Both. I have seen how useless it is personally, and I have been aware of the laws regarding sex for some time now. It is quicker and more efficient to administer artificial insemination for pregnancies rather than try to up the population with old fashioned means.

[bullyheaded]

But how can you say that? If you've had sex, then you know it feels really amazing. How can you think it's pointless if you've done it? There's gotta be something wrong with your brain.

[the_solution]

It is just temporary satisfaction. If something does not last, it is not worth the effort in obtaining. Especially given the laws of my world which make a repeat offense a very serious crime. Personally I found the whole thing to be grossly over-hyped and overrated.

[bullyheaded]

[Jimmy shakes his head.]

It's only temporary if you do it once. You could get a girlfriend or something and do it every day. It's hardly temporary then.

[But considering it's apparently illegal to do that, Jimmy gets the feeling that's out.]

So why is sex a crime, anyway? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[the_solution]

Since the current human population is so small, all children's parentage must be charted and cataloged. Sex that is not applied for and pre-approved by the government runs the risk of a child that does not have a definite lineage. This increases the chance of genetic disorders in future offspring.

If applicants have put in the necessary paperwork and register the resulting pregnancy in the first trimester it is not a crime. Otherwise, it is considered an act that endangers the entire human race.