Voice test to see if I can speak horrible person

[lazarus_parasite]

My, my. What is this? While I am grateful for the reprieve from the effects of my defeat I am wondering at your sanity. This username for example, while I applaud your reference to 'Lazarus', I am no parasite. After all, I created that body and it is mine to do with as I please. As I told him, he is merely one of my 'parts'.

Ah, on to business then. You created this journal as a favor to a friend, and I get to live once more. Not precisely a fair exchange but I suppose it is the best that someone like you can do. However I will be expecting better results the more we work together.

Is that understood?

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[carrieswar]

[............. UGH]

[UGH UGH UGH]

No, no. Parasite's a pretty damned good name to go with for you.

[lazarus_parasite]

Once again, you say the first thing that appears in your head. Such a headstrong child you are Rubedo. Have some respect for your father.

[reconciledtwins]

Tch, I don't know why the hell my mun put yours up to this, but it doesn't matter. I'm gonna make sure this plan gets cut off before it ever happens.

*Your aged up son is reaching for his not!gunblade, Yuriev.*

[lazarus_parasite]

I'm afraid all you have here is bravado, Rubedo. You have little choice in the matter.

[reconciledtwins]

I don't care if our muns get the final say, I'll make them change their minds.

[lazarus_parasite]

Perhaps you have grown up a little, though I fail to see you able to do something that I can not in this case.

[temptestament]

And I thought some of the people my mun took on were in bad taste...

[lazarus_parasite]

Hmm? I'm hardly in 'bad taste', you should see some of the others that keep my company in here.

[reconciledtwins]

It shouldn't be too hard, I just have to convince my mun that there are better people to aim for than an asshole like you.

[lazarus_parasite]

Language Rubedo, children should be seen and not heard after all.

[temptestament]

Have you seen some of the people I have to put up with in here? Believe me, I know bad taste when I see it.

*Yeah, he's kind of giving you the most hateful look he can without actually turning into a snarling Gnosis-like abomination.*

[lazarus_parasite]

[SIGH] Have my children been spreading stories about me? I assure you they are blowing things far out of proportion. [He doesn't...really recognize Allen]

[reconciledtwins]

I'll use whatever the hell kind of language I want. Especially since I'm not a goddamn kid anymore, not that I was ever really your son in the first place you arrogant bastard.

[lazarus_parasite]

Of course you're my son. [Notice the stress on the possessive.] I did contribute to the genetic material you know. Even if I hadn't you are still one of my creations.

[temptestament]

*Does anybody?*

I've heard some stories from Albedo, but I've seen what you're like for myself.

[lazarus_parasite]

Albedo, ah yes...I can imagine the stories that you hear from that one.

[reconciledtwins]

There's a difference between being someone's offspring and being their son. You were never my father.

[lazarus_parasite]

Well, I certainly did not have time to take you for ice cream if that is what you are splitting the hairs on. Anyways, you do not get a say in this, so you are just going to have to accept it and be a good boy.

[temptestament]

Enough that I had a problem with you even before you destroyed the Durandal.

1/2

[reconciledtwins]

And I'm guessing you didn't have time to acknowledge that we were-

[reconciledtwins]

*Halfway through the sentence, Jr.'s eyes turn purple and his hair fades to white. Do you recognize this tone, daddy?*

-anything but your handy little tools that you could discard when you were through with?

[lazarus_parasite]

Such animosity. I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage.

[lazarus_parasite]

[Oh he remembers you, you little dreck.]

I will admit I made an error making you such emotional creatures. Honestly. Tools should be happy to do what they're told.

[temptestament]

Any decent person would hate you knowing what you've really done.

*Glaaare. He could bring up the friend that he remembers working on the Durandal, but that's just what makes it extra personal.*

I'm Allen Ridgeley, but that's the Brown Testament to you.

[lazarus_parasite]

'Ridgeley'. Now I have heard that name before. Ah yes, my suppliers. That reminds me, I may as well try and set myself up a lab again. There may not be a way to U-DO in this place but that does not mean I should be idle.