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[daisy_bell]

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Dear Mun,

Requesting additional information on new whereabouts.

[ ... ]

That is an invalid command.

Please terminate all other tasks to avoid system malfunctions.

Comments

[reverseproxy]

Hey! Hey, hang on, sugarcube, don't overdo it. Trying to process this meta hell hole would fry anyone's circuits. Take it easy! Don't have a meltdown!

[daisy_bell]

Processing. Keywords, meta hell hole. Please provide an adequate definition.

All processes are stable. My system does not predict a meltdown within the next several hours.

[reverseproxy]

[Awh, sweetie! It's okay, she knows how to deal with this. It happens a lot on start up with custom bots.]

Disregard keywords. Designation; Zo. Intent to aid. What make are you? Do you have a name?

[daisy_bell]

New data acquired. Zo. Human or humanoid. Intent to aid.

I am Diachronic Artifical Intelligence System, unit Y. Designation; Daisy.

[forshow]

Whoa, awesome.
Do you have lasers?

[daisy_bell]

Negative. Do you?

[forshow]

I wish. You're like straight out of a movie! You got a name?

[daisy_bell]

My name is Daisy.

[forshow]

Aw, that's cute.
Hey hey, what can you do?

[daisy_bell]

I observe the development of patterns and habits and collect data accordingly.

[forshow]

So you're like a big encyclopedia, huh?

[energycreep]

Trying to make sense of it is useless. Don't bother.

[daisy_bell]

I was programmed for that task. Not bothering is not an option.

[ but she's in an early stage of learning, still. ]

[energycreep]

[Craters, naive little robots are so tedious to deal with. Easier to just eat and be done with it.]

Well, you're not going to get anything out of inquiries. It's usually as simple as some human being bored, and so here you are.

[daisy_bell]

Inquiries are meant to provide relevant information. Failing to answer will also provide relevant information on the user's behaviour. Patterns can be uncovered either way.

[ new keywords: bored; boredom. ]

Are you here because a human got bored?

[energycreep]

Mm. I don't really care about the behavior patterns of organics.

That's just about what it boils down to, yeah.

[daisy_bell]

Why can't I access any familiar networks?

What is your main function?

[energycreep]

That, I don't really know. You just can't.

My main function is sabotage.~