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Dear Mun,

Requesting additional information on new whereabouts.

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That is an invalid command.

Please terminate all other tasks to avoid system malfunctions.

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Hey! Hey, hang on, sugarcube, don't overdo it. Trying to process this meta hell hole would fry anyone's circuits. Take it easy! Don't have a meltdown!

Whoa, awesome.
Do you have lasers?

Trying to make sense of it is useless. Don't bother.

Processing. Keywords, meta hell hole. Please provide an adequate definition.

All processes are stable. My system does not predict a meltdown within the next several hours.

Edited 2014-01-09 12:56 (UTC)

Negative. Do you?

I was programmed for that task. Not bothering is not an option.

[ but she's in an early stage of learning, still. ]

[Craters, naive little robots are so tedious to deal with. Easier to just eat and be done with it.]

Well, you're not going to get anything out of inquiries. It's usually as simple as some human being bored, and so here you are.

[Awh, sweetie! It's okay, she knows how to deal with this. It happens a lot on start up with custom bots.]

Disregard keywords. Designation; Zo. Intent to aid. What make are you? Do you have a name?

I wish. You're like straight out of a movie! You got a name?

New data acquired. Zo. Human or humanoid. Intent to aid.

I am Diachronic Artifical Intelligence System, unit Y. Designation; Daisy.

My name is Daisy.

Inquiries are meant to provide relevant information. Failing to answer will also provide relevant information on the user's behaviour. Patterns can be uncovered either way.

[ new keywords: bored; boredom. ]

Are you here because a human got bored?

Mm. I don't really care about the behavior patterns of organics.

That's just about what it boils down to, yeah.

Aw, that's cute.
Hey hey, what can you do?

I observe the development of patterns and habits and collect data accordingly.

Why can't I access any familiar networks?

What is your main function?

That, I don't really know. You just can't.

My main function is sabotage.~

So you're like a big encyclopedia, huh?

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