Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

You want to ship me with Harvey, don't you? Because the ones you've been playing with are so well written, and he's flirting with me, and he is fantastically good-looking.

[Donna shakes her head.]

It's not the worst thing in the world. But you'd have to find a Harvey that wants to play along with your cute little fantasy. That's what it is, a fantasy. The show isn't going to let us sleep together again any time soon. Not with Scottie in the picture.

And on that note...




Please don't let me get my heart broken again.

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[closing]

I'd enjoy indulging your fantasies.

[loyalassistant]

Would you? I'm not talking just another fling, Harvey.

[closing]

Neither am I.

[loyalassistant]

We'd be breaking canon with a capital B, you know.

[closing]

When do I ever play by the rules?

[loyalassistant]

Fair point. My mun had me getting out of the shower yesterday hoping you were dropping by. I think you two think alike.

[closing]

Well, I could definitely drop by for that.

[loyalassistant]

It's in smuttysws. Did you know I live three doors down from Jack Bauer now?



...so are we going to do this?

[closing]

That scares me.


And...I'm game if you are Donna.

[loyalassistant]

Could come in handy if there's ever any trouble.



[A pause, a small smile.]

I'd like that. My mun thinks you have horrible taste in women anyway. Aside from Zoe.

[closing]

Yeah but isn't it usually because the trouble is following him?


I do sometimes.

[loyalassistant]

...Fair point. But he seemed nice. We had coffee.

Maybe my mun just hates your whiny ex-girlfriend with a passion.

[closing]

[Chuckles gently.] Really?

[loyalassistant]

She does whine a lot.

Then again this is the mun who keeps throwing me into smut memes. Have you seen the new one? It has pictures.

[closing]

Oh don't tempt me with that one.

[loyalassistant]

God only knows what you'd come up with.