On Certain Wedding Bells in April 2014

[irredeemed_ant]

Ah, yeah, so Deadpool's getting hitched? Nice and all Mun but I should care why? I've been dead and replaced with the evil robot double who is also probably dead for ages. Cassie's Pop is the new Poster Child and Pymie Boy survives just about everything, so...

Wait.

He's probably marrying WHO?!

Really?!

Really. Huh. Well that's... interesting. Say, you think if I ask the guy nicely his new spouse might un dead me? Not as a zombie or anything, those suck. But it would be kinda cool to be out and in business again Not at if it's unheard of for a lott hero types.

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[explosivepenetrators]

I wouldn't count on it, buddy. She's in the habit of getting what she thinks is owed her and that's it. Only loyal to herself.

[irredeemed_ant]

Darn it, guess I'll have to find some other means of getting noticed. I mean I just want some fame and heroism and some B-List Super Heroine for a girlfriend, is that too much to ask?

...That green skinned girl you hang out with, is she...?

Actually that's a thought. If Wade marries Death, what's that Thanos dude gonna think? I mean how does that even work?

[explosivepenetrators]

Getting noticed isn't exactly the best thing anymore. You should see what they've got going on with the movie they've got my team in. [ Quill and mun, not impressed. ]

And I really. Really wouldn't try Gamora. You should see how she left Stark.

I think Thanks got "handled" during his little invasion attempt of Earth.

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah but at least you get to be in a movie. Most I can hope for in an Ant Man flick is a glorifed cameo. Still, you got the Raccoon and the Tree, which is what mine was most hoping for.

Yeah I seem to be veering towards the 'I can break your arm in twelve places' girls, it seems. Ms...Captain Marvel. Tigra. Black Widow. Valkyrie. Ah well, guess we can't all win, huh?

Sad I missed that. As I said, evil robot LMD pretending to be me after I popped it and taking over the world with evil robot people. Good job the Secret Avengers sorted it out.

[explosivepenetrators]

Rocky and Groot are pretty great... And there's nothing wrong with liking a woman who can break your arm in twelve places. Just try not to say or do anything that'd set her off.

On second thought, guys like you and me might not be suited for that.

And hey, if it's any consolation, maybe we can get some space magic to bring you back. Happens often enough. And extra hands on the team isn't so bad, I mean- we're apparently bringing in Agent Venom.

[irredeemed_ant]

I would be happy to call a talking Raccoon with a British accent and a laser cannon a buddy. Hell of a wingman. Yeah, maybe it's a sexual conquest sort of thing. I just tend to notice that there is like no unattractive girl with super powers, and I figured at least one of them has to not be dating anyone right now and even though I do not have the fanciest abiities or tech, they might like a guy like me.

Really?! That would be awesome! I mean I helped Nova save Mars, that's gonna be worth brownie points in space right? Oh, me and Venom have worked together, he's a nice guy. Symbiote's kinda creepy though.