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i have no idea what i'm even doing
I'm afraid I really must protest this, Mr...
[a momentary pause. and then a skeptical look crosses his face.]
I highly doubt that is your real name, and I sincerely hope that your choice of alias isn't yet another joke at my expense. This user name you've decided on is certainly in poor enough taste on its own. All things considered, it might be best if we parted ways now, instead of continuing this exercise in poor decision making.
As it stands, I do have slightly more important things to be doing than entertaining a bored young college student, so if you will excuse me.
[a momentary pause. and then a skeptical look crosses his face.]
I highly doubt that is your real name, and I sincerely hope that your choice of alias isn't yet another joke at my expense. This user name you've decided on is certainly in poor enough taste on its own. All things considered, it might be best if we parted ways now, instead of continuing this exercise in poor decision making.
As it stands, I do have slightly more important things to be doing than entertaining a bored young college student, so if you will excuse me.

no subject
you and me both.
[The slightest twitch of a smile.] Do you think it suits me?