On maybe getting apped somewhere (canon is Grand Theft Auto)

[canadianpsycho]

Or I could just put my fist in your gut and DRINK WHAT'S IN YOUR STOMACH WITH  A STRAW AND A TIIIIII-NY PINK UMBRELLA.

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[binaryoppositions]

Can't say I've ever been known for subtly, no. I get the feeling the same could be said for you.

[canadianpsycho]

Sure is, Mark. Subtly is a pussy's game.

[binaryoppositions]

Right.

So, should I ask you your name or make up my own?

[canadianpsycho]

Trevor. Phillips. You mighta heard of my company.

[binaryoppositions]

I -- I don't believe I'm familiar. My apologies. What is it that you do?

[canadianpsycho]

You're telling me you've never heard of Trevor Phillips Industries.

[binaryoppositions]

You could say that I don't get out much.

[canadianpsycho]

I'd believe it. [WHIPS OUT A BUSINESS CARD OUT OF HIS PANTS] If you ever lookin' to expand you're horizons in whatever you're doing, my good man, you give my CEO a call.

[spoilers: it's meth. he makes meth.]

[binaryoppositions]

[ Bruce hesitated for a moment before taking the card to look at it. He raised a brow before slipping it into his breast pocket. ]

Uh, thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

[ No he wouldn't. ]

[canadianpsycho]

No problem-o.

[IS P. PLEASED WITH HIMSELF]

[binaryoppositions]

Do you, um... get a lot of customers?

[ BRUCE WAS NOT FEELING PLEASED AT ALL. ]

[canadianpsycho]

Oh, yeah. You'd be suprised how popular my product is in a place like Sandy Shores.

[binaryoppositions]

You'll find that most things don't surprise me, Mr. Philips.

[canadianpsycho]

Yeah? So what exactly is it DO ya do, Mr. Ruffalo?

[binaryoppositions]

Ah, well, I'm a scientist but I mostly help people these days. Anyone who might be sick, that sort of thing.

[ Never mind the giant green rage monster avenging the earth part. ]