On maybe getting apped somewhere (canon is Grand Theft Auto)

[canadianpsycho]

Or I could just put my fist in your gut and DRINK WHAT'S IN YOUR STOMACH WITH  A STRAW AND A TIIIIII-NY PINK UMBRELLA.

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[binaryoppositions]

That's... a bit violent.

[canadianpsycho]

You noticed! CONGRATU-FUCKIN'-LATIONS, MARK RUFFALO.

[neverapproves]

[...]

Pink is for small kabethari.

[binaryoppositions]

Um. I'm sorry, but I think you may be mistaking me for someone else.

[canadianpsycho]

I have no idea what the fuck you just said, buddy.

[canadianpsycho]

Nope. That's your new name now, Mark. Marky-Mark. Y'know, you look like a Mark, too.

[neverapproves]

Parshaara

[canadianpsycho]

What.

[binaryoppositions]

... well, if you insist. I don't suppose disagreeing will get me anywhere.

[canadianpsycho]

Not really, no. See, you're learning. You're like the dumbass little kid who touched the stove. Now you know not to! Touch the stove, I mean.

[binaryoppositions]

[ ...there was definitely something wrong with this guy. ]

You know, I mean this in the most polite way possible... but is there a chance there are some medications you should be taking about now?

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

Ooh~! Fist-through-the-gut, eh?

That's one of my favorite finishing moves! ♥

[canadianpsycho]

Oh, yeah?

[canadianpsycho]

Oh-ho-ho-HO. You're not subtle, are you, Marky?

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

You know it!

I mean, it's murder on the nails- but hey; sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Not so sure about the whole "drinking innards" thing, though; I'm much more partial to a nice smoked lamb with a light mint sauce.

[binaryoppositions]

Can't say I've ever been known for subtly, no. I get the feeling the same could be said for you.

[no78921]

I think you might have issues, sir. You should seek help.

[canadianpsycho]

Ho-ly SHIT. Do you have anything original to say? Possibly anything not boring? Because you're boring me, sister.

[canadianpsycho]

Sure is, Mark. Subtly is a pussy's game.

[no78921]

And your ass is drooping as much as my dead grandmother's tits.

[binaryoppositions]

Right.

So, should I ask you your name or make up my own?

[canadianpsycho]

Finally! Somebody understands!

Darlin', we could have whatever you want.

[canadianpsycho]

[canadianpsycho]

[no really this is it this is your tag soak it in]

[canadianpsycho]

Trevor. Phillips. You mighta heard of my company.

[no78921]

Please put some pants on.

[binaryoppositions]

I -- I don't believe I'm familiar. My apologies. What is it that you do?

[canadianpsycho]

Let's see yours, buddy boy.

[canadianpsycho]

You're telling me you've never heard of Trevor Phillips Industries.

[no78921]

My pants? They're easy to see considering I'm actually wearing them.

[canadianpsycho]

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

[no78921]

Why, do you want to see my dick? Is that what you're into? You didn't impress me as a poof but alright then.

[binaryoppositions]

You could say that I don't get out much.

[canadianpsycho]

GET THEM OFF.

THANK YOU.

[no78921]

Fine, but it's cold and shrinkage and well you know.

[canadianpsycho]

I'd believe it. [WHIPS OUT A BUSINESS CARD OUT OF HIS PANTS] If you ever lookin' to expand you're horizons in whatever you're doing, my good man, you give my CEO a call.

[spoilers: it's meth. he makes meth.]

[binaryoppositions]

[ Bruce hesitated for a moment before taking the card to look at it. He raised a brow before slipping it into his breast pocket. ]

Uh, thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

[ No he wouldn't. ]

[canadianpsycho]

No problem-o.

[IS P. PLEASED WITH HIMSELF]

[binaryoppositions]

Do you, um... get a lot of customers?

[ BRUCE WAS NOT FEELING PLEASED AT ALL. ]

[canadianpsycho]

Oh, yeah. You'd be suprised how popular my product is in a place like Sandy Shores.

[binaryoppositions]

You'll find that most things don't surprise me, Mr. Philips.

[canadianpsycho]

Yeah? So what exactly is it DO ya do, Mr. Ruffalo?

[binaryoppositions]

Ah, well, I'm a scientist but I mostly help people these days. Anyone who might be sick, that sort of thing.

[ Never mind the giant green rage monster avenging the earth part. ]