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I am not your biggest fan right now, so why don't you just go find a moped to get run over by?

Seems to solve a lot of problems.

[Huff.]

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[maipokerface]

If they got hit hard enough, it would definitely solve that 'living' problem pretty nicely.

[alphatar]

I'm kind of wishing that would happen.

[maipokerface]

I don't envy your mun much then. No offense.

[alphatar]

None taken. Sometimes muns are just a real pain in the butt. We should be able to punch them.

A lot.

[maipokerface]

Well if you want one for target practice or anything...

[I'm wise to your ways, woman. Don't you dare.]

[alphatar]

Thanks, but I don't think it'll change anything. My mun's not alone in this whole thing, so I'm just stuck.

[Doesn't stop her from pouting about it though.]

[maipokerface]

Muns are too much like politicians most of the time. They get together and come up with the dumbest plans for the most inane things.

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[A grunt of frustration and Korra's curling her fingers. She can't choke her mun, but she can imagine it.]

I hate politicians. They mess everything up too!

I didn't sign up for this.

[maipokerface]

I don't remember signing up for anything personally. Not that they'd give you the chance really. It's pretty much wherever the whim takes this one [hitches thumb over her shoulder at mun] and that's what I seem to end up doing.

[alphatar]

Well they better get their kicks in while they can, because they really think we'll just stick around for this stuff forever.

[Bitterest laugh she's ever given.]

Hope it knocks them on their butt when the time comes.