dear_mun | voice testing

--Sis! Why didn't you call me? I would have come at 3am!

[Maya shut up you have no idea what time zone it was and I was not coming at 3am--]

Or any other time!

[MAYA.]

[LAUGHING.]

Oh, I know you would have. Which is precisely why I didn't call. [Mayas need beauty sleep too!!] Don't worry too much about me, okay? I can handle a rowdy mun well enough, I promise.

Hey! I'm 19, I can handle it.

But I guess 3am is kind of a bad time to go out for burgers. They should really have burger joints that are open that late for when sisters like you and me have restless muns!

[Maya 3am is hardly ti-- wait no she's right that'd be awesome.]

If you say so... I mean, you did train Nick, after all.

'Can'. That doesn't mean you should. [another light chuckle.] I see your point, though. There's got to be a 24-hour place out there for the next time we're dragged out in the wee hours.

Exactly. There's no way she could possibly be more of a handful than him!

[SORRY PHOENIX THEY'RE GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU.]

Hey, maybe I'm practicing to stay up with all those vampire friends I made.

--You mean like one of those old retro diners? Those are the best! I always feel like we're suddenly from another time.

[When are they not gossiping about Phoenix?]

Maybe we both need to be watching him instead!

Considering how weird the company I've been keeping as of late has been-- weird for us, even-- I have to wonder if you're not actually exaggerating those vampire friends. [Mia raises an eyebrow in Sisterly Concern. God they better be vegetarians.]

I'd say we drag him to said retro diner, but I don't know if he'd appreciate it. [a smirk. nope, always gossiping about poor ol' nick.]

--No! Really! Two of them went home, actually-- I mean, home from where the boss has me staying. But the one who talked to me was really nice and we hung out all the time.

[SHRUG.]

Wait-- weird company?

And yeeeaaah, he'd probably find the toilets more interesting than anything else.

Where are you staying, anyway? Is it safe? [her tone's lighthearted, but still just as genuinely concerned. HOO BOY has she heard horror stories in the short time she's been around her mun's headspace.]

Mmhm. No mythical creatures on my end, but there does happen to be a superhero that the lady behind the keyboard keeps around. Very nice kid. He turns into a bug: it's very cool, and also very gross.

[SNICKERING oh lord she doesn't want to laugh but it's the truth.]

Whatever makes my poor apprentice happy, I suppose! Have you seen him around, by the way?

Safe! Haha! Of course it is!

[BIG BLATANT LIE.] It's a place called Ruby City... and there's monsters and stuff, but we also have a knight watching us, so that's cool..

[Snrk.]

Oh- Oh, are you talking about the beetle guy? Boss has a super hero with static powers in his space. [She makes a sort of jazz-hands gesture. Totally sparks. You got it, Maya.]

There's another vampire up there too, but he's really bad at it and the mun told me not to make too much fun of him.

[Another shrug, and she brings her hand to her face thoughtfully.]

I haven't seen a lot of them around here, but I live with him and Pearly in the city. You'd think he'd be around here...

[ha ha ha oh god maya you're lucky she can't tell exactly how blatant it was without having seen the city herself.]

As long as you aren't entirely to your own devices, and as long as you're all together. That's good to hear. [VERY good. a knight sounds reasonably safe. right? please be safe. ;;]

Jerry Reyes? [m-mia no--] That's him! Heroes and knights and vampires, though, huh. You must be having fun.

[OH sis she loves you for that very reason.]

Whaaat? Mia, I could totally handle it on my own! [No, Maya, no you could not.]

I mean, not that I don't kinda miss everybody.

But-- yeah, I've heard of him! But I'm pretty sure it's Jaime, if that Virgil guy got his name right. [Bless you, you little nerd, more comics for you.] Aaaand I'm having fun, yeah. Most of the time.

I made friends with this guy with a girl's name and a really really loud guy who says he's a hall monitor.

If it was only about being on your own, I wouldn't worry-- but you aren't exactly an action hero, Maya. My mun's got someone in a different place with 'monsters and stuff', and he's narrowly avoided becoming a tasty snack on more than one occasion. I'd rather not have to hear about Maya Fey, Medium Rare.

Jaime. Right, easy mistake. [m.... mia no.]

A... hall monitor? Well, if he's loud, I'm sure he and Phoenix must be getting along swimmingly. [or yell at each other. one of those.]

...Yeah, I guess you're right... [Yeah, Maya, remember the exorcism? Remember that??]

--But that was a good one! Next time Nick's worrying too much, I might have to use that.

[And a quick nod.] I don't think they've talked so much, but they seemed to get along!

Then again, I just met this guy-- Apollo-- and he's JUST AS LOUD. I bet if you got all three of them together you'd go deaf for a whole week.

Oh, feel free. [MAYA YOUR SISTER IS THE WITTIEST.] And, again-- watch those monsters, okay? As much as I wish I could, I can't come to help from here. [or help much at all. if she can't take a dude with a bad suit and a statue she probably won't have better luck in a serious battle. but she won't think about that for now.]

Apollo... he's the new one, right? I've heard a little of what's been going on for our noisy friend, but my mun refuses to tell me everything. [SKEPTICAL FACE.] She thinks it'll upset me. Or something.

It's okay! That knight-- Sir Hellsing-- she's been teaching me to use a saber! [And you probably still won't ever want to use it, Maya.]

I'll be okay. My friends are all pretty strong.

And that's right! He's got hair like a beetle, like this-- [She puts a peace sign over her forehead--] but his best friend said he looked more like a cardinal.

...Aaaand it might? [SHEEPISH SMILE.] Um, I don't really think I can say for sure what happens.

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