Some voice testing!

[marchofideas]

Well, this is new. And somewhat unsettling.

Ah well. The Human Extermination Operation can continue wherever there are humans! Can't say I was particular attached to the ol' blue planet anyway, so maybe this a good step for me. A fresh start.

Still, better get started. They're not going to line up for me and politely die, are they? Are they? No, they aren't.

Comments

[greymelee]

Here's an idea. How about not doing that?

[marchofideas]

That is an idea! Well done. Award yourself a sandwich.

[greymelee]

[If Grey's eyes had pupils, he'd be rolling them right now]

Y'know, I was all set to have a mature conversation about your ridiculous plan, but if you're going to treat me like a twelve-year-old I'm perfectly willing to give you an atomic wedgie and drop you in a septic tank.

[marchofideas]

Oh, and I'm perfectly willing to enter into a frank and open discussion regarding the future! In future, you might want to open up your negotiations with something other than 'hows about no', though. It gives the impression you're, what's the word...

Really annoying.

[greymelee]

Really? Considering you'really openly plotting genocide I thought my opening was rather polite. Some people would just hit you with a car.

[reopen_the_door]

I hope you get into the same game as I do. Or better yet, come to my Earth. I'll show you a Door I think you need to see.

[marchofideas]

... I can't help but feel I'm missing some crucial context.

[reopen_the_door]

You are. But it's a bit hard to explain. Imagine millions of tunnels, each light by a color of light. And all over the place, Doors. And the Doors lead to different times and different worlds.

And they all lock on the tunnel's side. So anyone who gets trapped somewhere has to wait until the Door unlocks on their side again. Which takes anywhere between fifty to a thousand years.

Like I said. Come over here. If what's in the tunnels doesn't kill you, I've got a great blue and black number for you I think would fit just right.

[marchofideas]

Fascinating. Tell me, what're this things in the tunnels?

[azzurrofiore]

Huh? Why? I like humans.

[marchofideas]

I'll deduce you're not one and never have been then.

[azzurrofiore]

Of course I haven't. I'm a Vessel. [Most humans aren't blue, after all.]

I'm not sure why that makes a difference, though.

[marchofideas]

[Most humans don't have orange circles for faces either, but weirds things happen.]

You couldn't possibly understand then. The impossible horror of being a human... What we really are what we really want...

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hold on a moment there - killing humans? Not cool buddy.]

Human extermination?!

[marchofideas]

Yuppers. Human extermination.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I think you'll find there's plenty of people, Human and non-human who'd never let you get away with such a thing.

[Guess which category she fits into.]

[marchofideas]

'Never let me get away...' Are you for real? I'm not a super villain.

[nobirds]

You know, for a first impression, I think that earns a 9.9/10.

Good job.

[marchofideas]

I live to please.

Well, no, I live to bring about the extinction of humanity, but you get my meaning I'm sure.

[nobirds]

They're essentially the same thing.

[marchofideas]

Oh, I like you.

[snargon]

[ There's a big ol' dragon with a mustache staring down at you. ]

And how exactly are you going to exterminate all the humans?

[marchofideas]

[Leslie doesn't seem bothered. Seen bigger.]

I don't expect any one method will achieve a one hundred percent kill rate. Despite the impact of the phrase, a 'final solution' would have to be made up of hundreds of varying plans at minimum. Many fingers, many pies.

[snargon]

So what's your reason for wanting them dead, then?

Don't tell me it's boredom.

[marchofideas]

Urgh. Please, don't. Those soulless sadists that kill for the sake of their satisfaction... It's just immoral.

No.

Alright, Mister Dragon, how much do you know about humans?