marchofideas: (Shut it.)
Leslie Gallows ☣ Extermination ([personal profile] marchofideas) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-12-28 09:55 pm

Some voice testing!

Well, this is new. And somewhat unsettling.

Ah well. The Human Extermination Operation can continue wherever there are humans! Can't say I was particular attached to the ol' blue planet anyway, so maybe this a good step for me. A fresh start.

Still, better get started. They're not going to line up for me and politely die, are they? Are they? No, they aren't.
greymelee: (wait what)

[personal profile] greymelee 2013-12-28 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's an idea. How about not doing that?
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[personal profile] greymelee 2013-12-28 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[If Grey's eyes had pupils, he'd be rolling them right now]

Y'know, I was all set to have a mature conversation about your ridiculous plan, but if you're going to treat me like a twelve-year-old I'm perfectly willing to give you an atomic wedgie and drop you in a septic tank.
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[personal profile] greymelee 2013-12-28 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Considering you'really openly plotting genocide I thought my opening was rather polite. Some people would just hit you with a car.
reopen_the_door: (GTFO)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-28 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you get into the same game as I do. Or better yet, come to my Earth. I'll show you a Door I think you need to see.
reopen_the_door: (Won't Back Down)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
You are. But it's a bit hard to explain. Imagine millions of tunnels, each light by a color of light. And all over the place, Doors. And the Doors lead to different times and different worlds.

And they all lock on the tunnel's side. So anyone who gets trapped somewhere has to wait until the Door unlocks on their side again. Which takes anywhere between fifty to a thousand years.

Like I said. Come over here. If what's in the tunnels doesn't kill you, I've got a great blue and black number for you I think would fit just right.
reopen_the_door: (In The Doors)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say 'monsters' if that covered it. There's a lot of things. Shadows that spit acid, humanoid-things that move insanely fast and eat people alive. People that have been left in the tunnels and gone mad. Sentient crystals. Stick-thin things that touch others and make them decay rapidly, but you're still alive afterwards-

Come to think of it, we can skip the Doors. I'll just lock you into the tunnels and go back home.
reopen_the_door: (Talking)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you got out, you'd be hard pressed to find a way to Earth. Or if you did figure out which color light led to Earth - which is a big if, that took a long time to work out even with a bunch of people working on it - you'd probably get the timing all wrong, not to mention the place. Five thousand years in the future in the middle of Antarctica won't do you much good.
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[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
That overconfidence will in no way backfire. Keep it up.
azzurrofiore: (sheepish)

[personal profile] azzurrofiore 2013-12-29 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Why? I like humans.
reopen_the_door: (Smile)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one hindering you. Your mun is. You'll be here for as long as they want and you don't get to do anything if they get bored and forget you.
reopen_the_door: (Smile)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
We shall. [Smirk.]
azzurrofiore: (staaaaaaaare)

[personal profile] azzurrofiore 2013-12-29 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I haven't. I'm a Vessel. [Most humans aren't blue, after all.]

I'm not sure why that makes a difference, though.
reopen_the_door: (Unshaken)

[personal profile] reopen_the_door 2013-12-29 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
So where would people like me fall in that sentence?

[You know, half-humans. Whose ancestry may be much more directly off-world than even she realizes. Ravna crosses her arms, waiting for an answer. This oughta be good.]

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