thinking about thewake

[robotrizzo]

Oh for bootin' up cold...

What do ya think you're doin'? If you think I'm gonna let ya make me waltz into that mess, you need to do a heck of better canon review.

[Considering all the other messes people made you go into...]

Because the Boss-monkey had good reasons for sendin' me into them. Not seein' a lot of reasons to go. No Maximals whose skidplates I gotta pull outta the fire, no real Preds to take potshots at, and the only femme they got is Arcee, who, might I remind you, is a version of my great aunt. Not exactly the kinda thing that gets a bot's motor runnin'.

[Good points

You're still going.]

Was afraid you'd say that.

[Look at the bright side. You get to mess with Sentinel Prime all you want.]

Oh yeaah. That'll be fun.

Comments

[heytheresugarbot]

What? A darn varmont like you gets t'go to some game but I gotta stick around this place? That ain't no fair!

[Quickstrike is very close to throwing a fuzor hissy fit.]

Hope ya choke when ya get there!

[robotrizzo]

Tell ya what, trade ya. I stay here, get all the Maccadam's and Gouda I want, and you go and be the one constantly in danger of getting slagged.

[spottyjudgement]

I'd think inflicting you on people would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. What kinda sadistic mun did you wind up with?

[robotrizzo]

You say team-up like I really wanna be-

-Cheetor? How many upgrades do you need kid?

[spottyjudgement]

Hey, I kinda needed this one if--

[Cheetor pauses.]

Wait, I'm not sure how much I can say. I don't wanna undo all that work we did to save the timestream by accident...

[robotrizzo]

Lemme guess, Megadoofus is involved?

Knew we shoulda pulled his arms and legs off before we tied him to the shuttle.

[spottyjudgement]

[W E L P.]

...I hope it doesn't count if you guessed it. Not that it was too hard, given Megatron, but.

[robotrizzo]

I don't think we get ta remember any of this anyways, but what do I know?

[ravage]

Ah, perhaps you'd prefer to be stuck in the past instead?

[robotrizzo]

Guess no one told ya. We kicked Megadork's aft and are headin' home on the Ark's shuttle.

Oh, right, you aren't alive for anyone to tell ya. I wonder who's fault that could be?

[robotfightclub]

[...Pardon?]

You wanna run that by me again?

[How does that even work?]

[robotrizzo]

I have a great aunt named Arcee. She was an Autobot back before the Maximal upgrade. What's not to get?

[robotfightclub]

Let's start with, I don't know, everything.

[robotrizzo]

Sure ya don't wanna think about narrowin' that down a bit?

[Sorry Arcee, your not!nephew is kind of a smartass.]