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[tortileghostwriter]

What, dispensing with the Pesterchum format? Whatever suits you, I suppose. It hardly matters to me.

I do have to give you some measure of credit, however. An unusual twist, I know, but do take a go at keeping hold of your faculties and not descending into gibbering shock at this earth-shattering revelation.

Are you ready to proceed? Good.

The last platform we used was shoddy at best. It seems that this one will be quite the improvement. Not that that's too fucking difficult.

So, I suppose that I'll go along with this for now. After all, damnable as it is, I hardly have much of a choice.

Comments

[prankstersgambit]

you sound like my friend rose.
she likes big words and everything.

[tortileghostwriter]

i dare say theres a reason behind that
now this is where we would begin the grand festive song and dance of confusion over text colors and typing styles and names and other universal disparities had i not already become aware of such matters in the course of interactions much like this
it gets tiring very quickly
regardless
hello john

[prankstersgambit]

...woah, okay, right.
i keep forgetting about all the different universe things.
hi, dave!
can i just say that it's really weird to see you talking like this?

[tortileghostwriter]

its
never mind fine call me dave whatever it isnt as though youll listen on that note anyway
rose doesnt
except when she does
and ive long since given up on the idea that my own john will catch on to this but

in any case weird though it may be for you its doubtlessly preferable
better like this than talking like a strider wouldnt you say

[prankstersgambit]

oh, you don't go by dave?
well, i wouldn't want to call you something you don't want to be called.
that's kind of a douche move.
so i'll call you whatever you want!

hm, well, i wouldn't say better.
just different!

so i guess you're probably not into like rapping and shit, haha!
what do you do for fun?
do you write like my rose does?

[tortileghostwriter]

yes
i also make chainmail and i can produce quite the excellent techno beat when ive a mind to do so

I really need to upload all my icons again

[sincerelyironic]

tits or gtfo

[tortileghostwriter]

hello to you as well jade

and

well

if you truly insist then who am i to deny you


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[dreamsofderp]

hey dave!
oh man, this is so exciting!
i mean, my mun made this account for me ages ago, but she hasn't been using it at all...
but maybe she'll start playing me more again now that we're all on a different site!

[tortileghostwriter]

david
and hello john
one can certainly hope

[caliginous]

WOOOOOOOOW.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS DOUCHEBAG.
TOO COOL FOR YOUR FANCY, ORB-SEARING TEXT NOW?
WHAT'S NEXT.
I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, HERE.

[tortileghostwriter]

[taking a page from John here...]

hi karkat

[caliginous]

[NOBODY EXPECTS...wow.]

THAT WASN'T ANTI-CLIMATIC OR ANYTHING.
ALSO, FUCK YOU, THAT DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION WHATSOEVER.

[tortileghostwriter]

the answer depends entirely upon how much your mundane has chosen to tell you

Maid of HTML, it is me

[caliginous]

SHE DOESN'T TELL ME SHIT.
SOMETHING SOMETHING RUINING THE MOMENT.
AS IF THERE WAS ANY BRAND OF "MOMENT" OCCURRING HERE, ASIDE FROM THE INEVITABLE MOMENT WHERE MY SPONGE PICKLES ITSELF IN THE PUDDLE OF RETARD8TION THAT WILL LIKELY RESULT FROM THIS CONVERS8TION.
SHE NEVER MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE ANYWAY.
ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU DO, MOST OF THE TIME.

absolutely

[tortileghostwriter]

yes my own seems to be rather reluctant to relinquish or relate his intentions as well
though i suspect that i may be able to hazard something of a guess

i cant say its one that im eager to begin burdening with a great number of hopes and dreams from my trusted and secure porkhollow of imaginative ambition
quite the opposite rather
as though i might begin to consider smashing open the faithful and venerable swinecavern of a more ordinary persuasion and revealing the spoils within in a desperate bid to offer this horrific idea made flesh some appeasement if it will simply return to the depths from whence it came and never return

though im afraid that what it might possibly want with boondollars or even dollars of a less garish and boon-oriented nature is utterly beyond me
perhaps these are yet more mysteries of the universe sure to be unlocked someday
but not now