voice testing this anime, techno-geek.

[otakon_geek]

So, where am I going exactly? I would like to be informed before you decided to take me somewhere I might not want to be. You have to think about Sunny and Snake. They're important to me, you know. I'm Snake's only connection through the Codec and Sunny's dad guardian at the moment. I kind of need to be at my computer helping Snake on his mission.

Also, Raiden. He's not looking too healthy right now, after his fight with Vamp. And there's Naomi....[Too many people to look after, right?] Sunny needs me here and not anywhere else. Why won't you listen to me? Don't try to bribe me into going into a game with anime or manga either. It won't work this time.

It won't, ok? Well, maybe just a little...no. Sorry, it won't.

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Re: nyo~ron

[imthe_shit]

I could use a friend.

[ ... That came out a lot more needy than he intended. He clears his throat. ]

Uuuh... bakerstreet. She usually tries to choose the ones that aren't so....

.....

Well, the ones that are better suited to my style. Sometimes she'll put me in sillier things, but nothing too awkward for me.

Re: nyo~ron

[otakon_geek]

You could? [Hal, you're such a soppy guy.]

Ah, bakerstreet. Yeah, my mun seems to like placing me there too. Such as placing me in odd situations with male cyborgs....uh, maybe you don't need to know that. [Shit.]

Well, for your information, my mun's just added me to the Campus game. Uh, and I've got an OOC post up apparently. Damn, he's as fast as me for getting things done. What sort of memes does your mun place you in?

[imthe_shit]

[ ... :I ]

... Hhn... Most recently she's put me in that mistletoe meme, and that onsen meme. Also the battlefield one. The last two aren't so bad I guess, I can at least get my bearings, but... Mistletoe.

[otakon_geek]

[...]

I....didn't think you were the kissing type, Snake.

[imthe_shit]

Not like I get a lot of practice.

[ Some of that humor of his... ] Like I said, sometimes she'll throw me onto the sillier ones.

[otakon_geek]

Have there been any hot girls you haven't told me about on your missions? [He's messing with you, Snake.]

I know all about those.

[imthe_shit]

Hhnn, actually, I've met a lot of attractive women here than I have back home. Ones that have actually given me the time of day, that is.

[otakon_geek]

You have? That's nice for you, Snake. Really. Any chance you might introduce me to some of your female friends?

[imthe_shit]

So you can charm them away from me? Not a chance. [ He's teasing, really. ]

[otakon_geek]

I, well- of course not! [He adjusts his glasses on his nose and blushes. Damnit, Snake!]

[imthe_shit]

Relax, I'm just kidding. I'll keep my eyes open for your sake, Otacon.

[otakon_geek]

Thanks, Snake.

Uh, Snake? Has your mun ever placed you in memes involving sex?

1/2

[imthe_shit]

.........

2/2

[imthe_shit]

Hold on; I said I'd keep my eyes open. Just keep your pants on.

Re: 2/2

[otakon_geek]

No, I wasn't insinuating anything, I just- [He pinched the bridge of his nose.]

That came out wrong. It's just there are these certain memes, which involve sexual acts to them. I'm much too frightened to even go there, yet....my mun wants me to branch out into them.

[imthe_shit]

... I haven't been put in any of them, at least that I can remember. [ He sighs. ] I'm not really the material people are looking for in those sorts of memes.

[otakon_geek]

Then count yourself lucky. Hey, some people actually go for older men. Uh, not that you're old of course. [Shut up, Otacon.] I'm not exactly material either.

[imthe_shit]

[ grumble. ]

Don't bother walking on eggshells with me, Otacon. You've been with me since my body became this way. [ MAYBE STILL SORE ABOUT THOSE OLD PEOPLE JOKES YOU MAKE DURING THE MISSION ]

My mun only puts me in the memes that are... "fluffy" as she puts it.

[otakon_geek]

Yeah, I know, Snake. But still. You're still the closest friend I've had in a long time. [It's true, buddy.]

Fluffy? Fluffy as in childish or something else?

[imthe_shit]

[ They'll have to do that broshake again sometime. ]

... I guess more like... cute. She thinks the mistletoe stuff is cute, intimate bathing is cute... That sort of thing.

I think she just likes seeing me put in uncomfortable situations.

[otakon_geek]

...

Intimate bathing? [His mind is going all sorts of places now.]

[imthe_shit]

[ Grumbles. ]

Luckily she hasn't posted me there. But that's some of the fluff she's interested in...

[otakon_geek]

Riight ok. Let's change the subject, shall we? [He coughs and adjusts his glasses.]

[imthe_shit]

[ Good plan... ] Sooo... [ What to talk about. ] What kind of women are you interested in? [ He already has an idea but he thought he'd ask. ]

[otakon_geek]

Well, uh, ones that are like me? If that makes sense. [He doesn't know, Snake.] Well, Naomi was a great woman and uh, I'd like to meet another like her one day.