voice testing this anime, techno-geek.

[otakon_geek]

So, where am I going exactly? I would like to be informed before you decided to take me somewhere I might not want to be. You have to think about Sunny and Snake. They're important to me, you know. I'm Snake's only connection through the Codec and Sunny's dad guardian at the moment. I kind of need to be at my computer helping Snake on his mission.

Also, Raiden. He's not looking too healthy right now, after his fight with Vamp. And there's Naomi....[Too many people to look after, right?] Sunny needs me here and not anywhere else. Why won't you listen to me? Don't try to bribe me into going into a game with anime or manga either. It won't work this time.

It won't, ok? Well, maybe just a little...no. Sorry, it won't.

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[otakon_geek]

Then count yourself lucky. Hey, some people actually go for older men. Uh, not that you're old of course. [Shut up, Otacon.] I'm not exactly material either.

[imthe_shit]

[ grumble. ]

Don't bother walking on eggshells with me, Otacon. You've been with me since my body became this way. [ MAYBE STILL SORE ABOUT THOSE OLD PEOPLE JOKES YOU MAKE DURING THE MISSION ]

My mun only puts me in the memes that are... "fluffy" as she puts it.

[otakon_geek]

Yeah, I know, Snake. But still. You're still the closest friend I've had in a long time. [It's true, buddy.]

Fluffy? Fluffy as in childish or something else?

[imthe_shit]

[ They'll have to do that broshake again sometime. ]

... I guess more like... cute. She thinks the mistletoe stuff is cute, intimate bathing is cute... That sort of thing.

I think she just likes seeing me put in uncomfortable situations.

[otakon_geek]

...

Intimate bathing? [His mind is going all sorts of places now.]

[imthe_shit]

[ Grumbles. ]

Luckily she hasn't posted me there. But that's some of the fluff she's interested in...

[otakon_geek]

Riight ok. Let's change the subject, shall we? [He coughs and adjusts his glasses.]

[imthe_shit]

[ Good plan... ] Sooo... [ What to talk about. ] What kind of women are you interested in? [ He already has an idea but he thought he'd ask. ]

[otakon_geek]

Well, uh, ones that are like me? If that makes sense. [He doesn't know, Snake.] Well, Naomi was a great woman and uh, I'd like to meet another like her one day.

[imthe_shit]

Someone into science then, huh...

[otakon_geek]

Well, yes. We geeks have to stick together, right?

[imthe_shit]

I've stuck by you and I'm not a geek. [ More teasing. ]

[otakon_geek]

True. I guess you never got tired of my Chinese proverbs over the Codec, right?

[imthe_shit]

You mean the ones you mangled from Mei Ling?

[otakon_geek]

Hey, I didn't mangle anything, ok? I might have borrowed a few, but I wrote them down myself! [He's adamant about that.]

[imthe_shit]

Rrrright.

[otakon_geek]

What? It's true! Don't act like that, Snake. You know how I used to give you advice over the Codec using proverbs. [It was fun!]

I also remember letting you use that digital camera to take shots of the Metal Gear RAY. Yet, I still don't know how a photo of a nude Japanese girl happened to be on your camera.

[imthe_shit]

... Yup, no idea. [ cough cough. ]

[otakon_geek]

Of course. [He knows you photographed the girls on the lockers, Snake.]

How are you finding the Mark II by the way?

[imthe_shit]

Not bad... Haven't been able to use it in this place, but it's a useful little gadget.

[otakon_geek]

Ok, well it's always available if you want to use it, Snake. [Just please don't abuse it, as you may make Otacon angry otherwise.]

[imthe_shit]

[ Don't worry, he won't break it... intentionally. ]

I know. Thanks, Otacon.

[otakon_geek]

[You'd better not break it, Snake. It's his baby.]

So....it's good to be back talking with you, Snake. Especially during the tough missions we've been on.

[imthe_shit]

Yeah, I feel like it's been ages, to be honest.

[otakon_geek]

Yeah, it does. We've been through some tough spots I know that.