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Homeless and exasperated

Not bloodeh again, Mun-girl.

Every time. Every time ye get like this, out I come, and fer what? To talk with a few Doctors and then poof, cooped up till next time?

God's sake, this is worse than the shark thing. No, I'm not exaggeratin'. Get yer damn focus togetha and figure stuff out about me alreadeh!

And get me some decent biscuits, eh? I 'ave taste buds fer a change, let me enjoy 'em. I never did get to try fish fingers and custard, ya know...

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You're not missing much. The Doctor is the only person in the known universe who likes fish fingers with custard.

Hardly surprisin'. But still. Try everythin' once an' all tha'."

Everything? Because I can think of plenty of foods no one but me would eat.

Aye, but see, you've 'ad tastebuds. I'm more recent; usually stuck in a jacket pocket. Anythin' tastes good aftah tha'.

True, but apparently there are moral objections to some of the things I prefer.

Cat? Dog? Chupacabra?

... Human? Do not quote Soylent Green, Sonic...

Human, yeah. *He sighs.* I'm sure you remember how crazy I've gotten, yeah? Eventually it seemed easier to eat as well as kill.

[is not tripping out at all]

Eh, well, we all 'ave our moments. No reason to be all prickly 'bout it, yeah?

*Riiight . . .*

I suppose. But you won't be trying it, now will you?

Depends. Is it crunchy?

Just meaty. Unless I get bored and use a shrink ray or something.

Is it lean? S'pose that depends on the source, now tha' I think on it.

It does, yes.

Maybe you should just try some. *And here, have a nice roast.*

[Takes roast, then a bite, chewing thoughtfully.]

Mm... Bit gamey, ain't it?

((OOC: I could just see a Doctor gaping at this interaction.))

I like it. It makes me think of pork and veal and lamb, all mixed together. *He takes out a bit for himself.* Mmm, tasty.

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