SPOILERS FOR SKYWARD SWORD

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Mundane. I detect a 27.32% chance that you will actually do anything with this journal outside of posting here. Additionally, the canon point you desire to place me at would mean that I am asleep, indefinitely, within the Master Sword. My consciousness would not remain active as Hylia's Chosen Hero has completed his task.

I do not see the point in hoping to receive enough attention as to encourage you to play me in that game. You have just joined with another character. And I do not see what would be so amusing about Ghirahim and I interacting.

Return your focus to Tetra.

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[wokeup]

[See this smile? Somebody's happy to see you, Fi.]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Master Link, it is good to see you again.

[wokeup]

[Oh, he's never really been a man of many words, but you've really taken the words out of his mouth!

He nods and looks around and has SO MANY questions and so many things to say, but the only thing he's able to get out is.]

Yeah.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I sense that you are in an uninjured state. It is good to see that you not getting hurt in my absence.

[sageprincess]

[Blink. Blink.]

You... reside within the Master Sword?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[She senses differences but undoubtedly, this is Zelda. A different Zelda but a Zelda none-the-less.]

That is correct, your Grace.

[sageprincess]

["Your Grace...?" There's an obviously confused look at that, but she deems this whole meeting-the-spirit-of-the-Master-Sword to be more pressing.]

I had no idea...

[And then she's placing a hand over her heart, bowing slightly.]

I must thank you, then, for your aid in the salvation of my country. It truly is an honor to meet you.

[filled_with_rainbows]

Your presence would certainly give my counterpart a great pleasure! ... And many possibilities.

I know I would love it.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

As described by my Mundane, you are a "jerk" Ghirahim and I would not enjoy your company. However, it is a curiosity that you are a weapon like myself.

[filled_with_rainbows]

A curiosity? I find this absolutely fascinating.

Even if you are the inferior model, I believe interacting with any of my selves could only benefit you.

[childhero]

[This girl... sleeps in the Master Sword? "Hylia's Chosen Hero"? What...]

Who... are you?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[One of the Chosen Heroes. This is odd.]

I am Fi, the spirit of the weapon that has become the Master Sword.

[childhero]

The Master Sword... has a spirit? [Why didn't he know this already?]

[dragonspooker]

...magic talking sword? Sign me up!

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

The Master Sword can only be wielded by the Hero chosen by the Goddess. And I am but the spirit of the sword, the weapon does not actually speak.

[dragonspooker]

Whaaat, really? What a gyp!

...what about the sister of a knight chosen by a god, eh? Does that count for anything?

[will_do_anything_for_her]

Mistreeeeeeess Fi!

[ Bzzzrt. ]

Do you need anything?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[Oh. It's that robot.]

I have nothing that needs carried to Skyloft at this time.

[will_do_anything_for_her]

Maybe I could go with you to the game your mundane is taking you too, bzzrt.

Wow I need to stop sleeping and missing out on everything

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[WELL HEY FI have Link being.. well happy to see you, of course, but the smile on his face is sort of sad.]

...it's been a while, hasn't it?

But sleeping is important!

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Master Link, my records indicate that it may not have been as long as it may potentially be for me.

NOT WHEN IT MEANS I MISSED OUT ON TAGGING FI X(

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[He's quiet for a moment.]

...I have not seen you in over a month.

[paterpeacock]

[Suddenly, there is a man. He is wearing the most faaabulous out fit you ever done seen, and is positively RADIATING light and divine power.]

My, myyy... what a helpful little lady.

[Other things he's radiating- sex offender.]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[So sorry, the outfits fabulousness is completely lost on Fi. That divine aura, however, is not. She just doesn't recognize him as Hylia, Din, Nayru or Farore.]

I am Fi. Her Grace created me to assist her Chosen Hero. Due to the fact that he is present within the place she intends to send me, I must remind her of all contributing factors as to why this is a good idea and why it is not.

[TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE SEX OFFENDER BIT TOO!]

[paterpeacock]

[Well, that just won't do. If you were in HIS hands, he would teach you oh so many intriguing things about fashion~]

So analytical... almost a shame to give you such a shape, with such a mind.

[Fi he is running his finger-tips along your side, like he'd test out the sharpness of a blade. TRUST ME you cannot remain oblivious to his badtouchosity for long.]