on the roosterteeth recap and plans

[sociallyawkward]

Wow. That was like, what, three minutes of footage? And I was only in thirty seconds of that! No need to get all excited.

....Heh. I was pretty good though, wasn't I?


Hey, since we're talking anyway, I did have a question! Are you planning on doing anything with me? I'm kind of bored. Not that hanging around in your head is bad! I mean, it's kind of crowded and boring and it's dusty and kind of smells and I miss Yang...

I mean-- It's just not the same as fighting monsters, you know? Or learning about fighting monsters! And I'd kind of like to meet new weapons, too, and I can't do that if I'm stuck in- what, no, not people! Why would I care about meeting new people? Pfft! I'm not the same socially awkward girl I was when you made this username! I have team RWBY now, and JNPR, so that's like a 800% increase in people in my life. Although I guess if you did send me somewhere, there's no guarantee I'd be with any of them, huh?

Sooo, what are your plans?

....A surprise, huh? Mysteeerious! C'mon, now you have to tell me!

Comments

[white_on_weiss]

I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.

[sociallyawkward]

Why not, Weiss? Isn't it exciting? Mysterious plans! I'm excited!

Wait! Do you know something I don't? Spill! No hiding things for your teammates!

[white_on_weiss]

All I'm saying is that maybe you shouldn't read too much into those plans.

[sociallyawkward]

Don't pop my bubble, Weiss. I like my bubble.

[white_on_weiss]

Really, Ruby. It's easier to face the facts and plan accordingly. [or well. Not plan.]

[sociallyawkward]

Yeah, well I don't get told any mysterious plans, so I can't plan for anything.

Hey, maybe you can talk to my mun! I mean, you can be pretty scary. Just scold them for a little bit, get them to spill the beans?

[white_on_weiss]

[sigh] Look, neither you nor I are going anywhere at the moment.

[sociallyawkward]

....

[ pout ]

[white_on_weiss]

[examining her nails] Besides, pirate ships are crawling with rats and fleas. We'd probably die of some other horrible disease before the scurvy even gets to us.

[sociallyawkward]

You- You don't like pirates!? [ UTTER DISBELIEF. SHOCK IS EVIDENT IN HER VOICE. ]

[white_on_weiss]

[slight eyebrow raise] What's there to like?

[sociallyawkward]

The freedom, the romanticism, the- the everything!

[white_on_weiss]

The plague rats, the unwashed criminals, the blatant flouting of laws and common decency...

[sociallyawkward]

...Well, I guess pirates aren't really known for helping people...

[ Way to ruin her life Weiss. ]

Maybe there are other plans, though? Something you won't be angry at.

[white_on_weiss]

[hey, she's just stating the truth!]

I highly doubt it. There's always something lacking in any of these 'games.' [welp. She's the princess heiress]

[sociallyawkward]

Lacking?

What do you think they're lacking?

Tell me! Maybe we can find something cool together.

[white_on_weiss]

If it's not the lack of basic amenities [like having an unlimited supply of dust] , there are traps, annoying "higher beings," inexplicable magic, and so on and so forth.

[yeah, she's going to be unhappy wherever she goes]

[divorcenumberthree]

Goooooooood... Tilt toward me...