new muse, frustrated mun

[godofturntablism]

oh come the fuck on dude
it really took you this long to break me out here
what was with the procrastination
were you waiting for some profound metamorphosis to happen
or for me to fade away after you stopped bothering with pesterchum
i mean those guys were dicks
gigantic throbbing turgid wastes of everyones time
and you threw me to them
and now youre dropping me into these dudes
fucking incredible

i guess the upside is in hearing about some pretty cool muses around
didnt you say there were at least five different daves around
and like three karkats
and i swear to christ i just saw an alpha dave
i mean im not talking to him but
wow
serious timeline shenanigans all up in this space
this is going to be interesting in the chinese way
i dont need any of these interesting times but im sure theyll come along whether i want them or not
just gotta take it as it comes
roll with it like the smoothest cueball ever got hopped off the table
leapt right down on that chipped ass tile
rolling straight under the jukebox to get some jams between gathering dust

fun shit

Comments

[most_ironic_god]

yeah there's a lot of timeline shenanigans going on here
and just outright weird stuff
like my mun has a human version of rose's cat
i mean how is that even a thing

[godofturntablism]

wait you have a human jaspers
thats actually pretty legit
the green room here is full of trolls
like im actually pretty sure every male beta troll is here except for eridan
im surrounded by shouty grey people
except makaras dancestor
hes just spooky as fuck
being like a fucking mime and shit
and then theres signless playing group dad
straight up troll jesus hanging around keeping everyone from killing eachother
theres also a kanaya in here but shes pretty quiet

[most_ironic_god]

yeah apparently he is from another universe where he and his friends are getting ready to play sburb
so a human version of cal, bec and an alternate version of john's grandma is a thing too

[godofturntablism]

well shit
the only humans we have around here are speciesbent vantas and makara
honestly they're exactly the same
just without pointy orange bits

so how is that working out for you
having a human cal around

[most_ironic_god]

its weird to say the least
though when i mentioned the rest it was just in general my mun doesnt have bec or johns grandma

i think youll end up liking this place a little though if you meet the right people

[godofturntablism]

my first time in memes i got dropped on a dying bro
im squinting so fucking hard at mun right now over that one

[most_ironic_god]

yeah i learned pretty quickly muns like our emotional trauma just as much as they like to see us happy
actually theyre pretty equal opportunity with the emotions but a lot of times they do stuff just to piss us off

[godofturntablism]

yeah that doesnt surprise me one bit
especially given the various emotional states of the other dudes in here
fuckin schadenfreude connoisseurs the lot of them

[hollywood_bro]

what
no love for your old man?
i see how it is.

[godofturntablism]

dude
no
you are pretty much the furthest thing from my old man
dont even try to play that
im watching you brodinger

_{[Squinting pretty hard at him, actually. Like who does this Bro-who-is-not-Bro think he is anyway.]}

but yeah happy late birthday to you too anyway

[hollywood_bro]

[He's you, of course. Only bigger. And more of an ass. Not that he'll ever admit that last part.]

ok you got me.
i'm not associated with any of these little striders running around
jesus there's a shitton of you you know that?
don't know what to do with all these cute little mes.

thanks little man
happy birthday to you too

[fireflyheir]

someday we should do a count of everyone.
i think there was something but that was kind of a while ago!
and maybe some people have dropped out or… something. idk.

[godofturntablism]

yeah that would probably be good
trying to gather us all in one musebox doesnt seem to work
and not all of us are here on dm
and there are some of us that have straight up vanished
like not even horatio caine can find us
makes shit more complicated than it has to be

[fireflyheir]

i'm pretty sure there's been a couple of attempts at that, but… well.
that's kind of the problem, isn't it?
not everyone's looking everywhere
just disappeared off into the great blue yonder
sort of like looking for waldo once through an entire book.

[godofturntablism]

yeah except the smarmy fuckers doing it up like
switched out his stripes for polkadots without telling anyone
makes him that much more illusive
smug asshole
and you know just trying to dredge up a userlist isnt going to do much because the usernames
sometimes that shits not obvious
so youd have to go through and actually check profiles and icons and shit
time consuming as hell even with multiple people on it

[fireflyheir]

and changed his hat too
yeah
some are pretty straightforward, but others…
though i'm not actually coming up will any really bizarre examples right now
it is possibly not the best thing to find you have spent a couple of years on yeah

[godofturntablism]

im just going to take note of the ones i and the mun interact with
there are a lot of us running around
its just a matter of poking them a little
like muns saying hes seen you around
might have threaded with you a little
probably with the karkat skulking around in here
or else just general threadstalking when you hit up someone he knows
either way i guess its just easier taking down the active ones
the ones you find on bakerstreet and things like that
like ive seen three other daves
two davesprites
an alpha dave
two bros
two different jades and like three karkats
and the list just never fucking ends dude
and more of us are appearing all the time like fuck dude ive been in muns green room for a long while
only just got plunked down here
and you know im not gonna be the only newbie from mspaverse
shits way out of hand yo
like the shit has gone so far out of hand its not even in the same zipcode as the hand anymore
forgetting to send letters and maybe like one phone call a year at christmas