new muse, frustrated mun

[godofturntablism]

oh come the fuck on dude
it really took you this long to break me out here
what was with the procrastination
were you waiting for some profound metamorphosis to happen
or for me to fade away after you stopped bothering with pesterchum
i mean those guys were dicks
gigantic throbbing turgid wastes of everyones time
and you threw me to them
and now youre dropping me into these dudes
fucking incredible

i guess the upside is in hearing about some pretty cool muses around
didnt you say there were at least five different daves around
and like three karkats
and i swear to christ i just saw an alpha dave
i mean im not talking to him but
wow
serious timeline shenanigans all up in this space
this is going to be interesting in the chinese way
i dont need any of these interesting times but im sure theyll come along whether i want them or not
just gotta take it as it comes
roll with it like the smoothest cueball ever got hopped off the table
leapt right down on that chipped ass tile
rolling straight under the jukebox to get some jams between gathering dust

fun shit