Muse doesn't understand mun at aaaall

[certified_sane]

 Aw, whattya whinin' about? It's not like you were gonna hold on to him forever! 

'Sides, who cares about a giant raccoon guy? Trust me, you're gettin' a better trade, me for naked suga' guy! 

...whattya mean you're 'havin' second thoughts'?! Don't take too long makin' up your mind! Yeesh! You're worse than Mista Dent! I WANT SOME ACTION IN THAT CITY, GOT IT?!

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[qonspiracy]

Couldn't you just ask?

[certified_sane]

Why don't you get near that weird bulge and ask? Thing could put an eye out!

[qonspiracy]

[ Sighs. ] I meant ask your mundane.




Unless that's who you meant.

1/3

[certified_sane]

Oh, right!

[We're huge derps, yes we are.]

2/3

[certified_sane]

HEY MUNDANE! WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE RACCOON GUY WITH THE THING FOR SUGAR?!

3/3

[certified_sane]

...uh-huh, uh-huh.

He says his name's Don.

[qonspiracy]

[ ... and still, he has no idea who that is. ]

Well, this proved to be unhelpful.

[certified_sane]

Well what'd ya want, a picture?!

[qonspiracy]

That could be helpful. I'm trying to understand your situation.

1/2

[certified_sane]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get ya a picture.

Hold it, faceless.

[Cue Harley rummaging through mun's head--HEY WAIT A MINUTE DSAJKHDSKSDAS]

2/2

[certified_sane]

[Aaaand few minutes later out hops Harley with the picture in question.]

Whew! Had a hard time gettin' through mun's headspace, it's so cluttered with Robert Downey Jr!

[NO KEEP OUT OF MY HEAD DSLJAFKDLKDSLK.]

Re: 2/2

[qonspiracy]

Aah, now the true picture is coming together.

[certified_sane]

What is this, a crime scene?

[qonspiracy]

No, but it's difficult to assess a situation when the right information isn't available.

[certified_sane]

What's got ya interested anyway?

[qonspiracy]

It's not every day you hear about a large raccoon man.