Muse doesn't understand mun at aaaall

[certified_sane]

 Aw, whattya whinin' about? It's not like you were gonna hold on to him forever! 

'Sides, who cares about a giant raccoon guy? Trust me, you're gettin' a better trade, me for naked suga' guy! 

...whattya mean you're 'havin' second thoughts'?! Don't take too long makin' up your mind! Yeesh! You're worse than Mista Dent! I WANT SOME ACTION IN THAT CITY, GOT IT?!

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...I had to.

[lunaticjester]

Oooh, what a wonderful costume!

it was meant to be

[certified_sane]

Only the best! Hey, you ain't so bad yourself.

Clearly!

[lunaticjester]

Why, thank you!

[certified_sane]

Duck mask is a nice touch, too. Whattya call yourself?

[qonspiracy]

"Giant raccoon guy".

[certified_sane]

Ask my mun, he's got him in this headspace, always askin' for sugar! It ain't dignified!

[qonspiracy]

Does he have a name?

[certified_sane]

Dan, Don, somethin'. I don't got the time to get every rodent's name!

[timeshare_batwoman]

If it gets you out of Gotham, Quinn. Most games have a much higher hero-to-criminal ratio, I doubt whatever city that is is in any danger from you.

[certified_sane]

Gotham always gets borin' this time of year. Figure I should head over to that Ink place where they got Eddie holed up.

[timeshare_batwoman]

Aw, poor you.

[certified_sane]

I know! Cruel ol' mundane leavin' poor Harl on her own with no cons to pull or even Mista J!

I had to do this

[inmateincharge]

Going with the retro look, I see? Not that I mind - I always did like that outfit... [He's the Arkham Asylum Joker, so not quite the same.]

perfectly understanable

[certified_sane]

[SQUEE and prepare yourself, you're getting the biggest hug.]

Mista J! I knew you'd find me!

[Don't believe that icon's lies, she's still in costume. Filthy lying icon.]

[inmateincharge]

Well, you know me, kiddo - I... [And he's squirming now - he can fake affection well enough, but he's not much for being hugged.] ...have... my... ways...

[He manages to worm his way out of the hug, gasping for air before giving her an affectionate pat on the head.] So what's this about a giant raccoon? Don't tell me someone else is running around this place dressed like a rodent!

[certified_sane]

[Alas she buys it like a poor sap.]

Just a naked raccoon guy in this Ink place. Guess he lost his marbles or somethin'. I heard he took Eddie's coat!

Because why not two in a row? :P

[gothams_joker]

[He chuckles from a shadow]

Goodness me, it's action you crave? Well, Harley, why didn't you just say?

[Any excuse to cause havoc, really]

Because overdosing on clowns leads to juggaloes, you silly billy

[certified_sane]

[SQUEE.]

I say let's get the party started, puddin'!

Re: Because overdosing on clowns leads to juggaloes, you silly billy

[gothams_joker]

Oh yes indeed, pum'kin pie! Now, have a seat on daddy's lap and tell me aaaaalll about this city of yours.

[He sits down, patting his knee. Patronizing, thy name is Joker.]

[certified_sane]

[Aaand lands straight on the Joker's lap, all smiles.]

There's naked raccoon guys and robots and cartoons and Eddie's there too and there's all the monstas and this water towa' and ooh you'd just love it Mista J! All that mayhem...it's so romantic~

I had to.

[what_fourthwall]

How can he be worse than himself?

You couldn't resist

[certified_sane]

That's what the doctas are tryin' to figure out.

More like didn't WANT to~

[what_fourthwall]

Oh, so he DOES have doctors looking at him?~

Blaaaargh

[certified_sane]

Ain't that why they come to Arkham?

[cackling]

But raccoons are so awesome! And if it's giant, that's even better!