homeless but kinda thinking of capeandcowl

[juveniledelinquent]

 Wait, you're not seriously thinking 'bout sending me to a city of superdorks are you?

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[molecula]

"Superdorks."

...

Really? [said superdork is slightly offended, buddy.]

[juveniledelinquent]

Present company excluded.

[ AND NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE HOT. But also because he doesn't wanna piss Karolina off. The last thing he needs are two super powered ladies ready to roast his ass. ]

Then again if all superdorks wore skin tight haltertops...

[molecula]

[Wise move, Chase.]

Well, you should have said that earlier. [but she's teasing now, just trying to get his goat.]

[juveniledelinquent]

[ Occasionally he has flashes of brilliance. Of course those are few and and between. ]

Well I was gonna, you were just a little too quick for me.

[molecula]

Thaaat's what I want to hear, [said with a grin.]

oh my god chase!!

[withamask]

Superdorks.

[juveniledelinquent]

Grown ass men in spandex with goofy code names.

[withamask]

Well, when you put it that way.

[juveniledelinquent]

Don't get me wrong, heroes are good stuff, world needs a few of them. Just, you know, maybe get some costumes that leave more to the imagination.

[withamask]

Can't argue with you there.

But the whole point of the costume is the disguise, no matter how they look. Secret identities and all.

screeches hi!!!

[liverletdie]

Hey now, some of us take offense to terms like that.

s'up!

[juveniledelinquent]

Well I guess you're at least on the low end of the dork spectrum because that armor is seriously pretty sweet. But it's still in goofy ass primary colors.

just excited to see a chase how are you? c:

[liverletdie]

Goofy? I'll have you know, most people think it looks superb. No other color does it quite as well.

i am most excellent ty

[juveniledelinquent]

Man c'mon. It's like you got this gorgeous red porsche and then just threw some taxi cab yellow on it.

oh good!!

[liverletdie]

That would be true, if it were just yellow. It's gold, there's a distinct difference.

[juveniledelinquent]

Oh, okay sure my mistake.

[ He's admitting a mistake? What madness is this- ]

So what do I gotta do to take that for a test spin anyways?

[ oh that's why. ]

[liverletdie]

[ He knew it was coming, but then again, he's still surprised that he actually came out and asked. ]

You know, I have a thing about people wearing my suit. Besides, you wouldn't be able to run this one.

[ Thank god for nanoviruses, amirite... ]

[reventilate]

Making friends already, I see.

why u do dis

[juveniledelinquent]

[ Oh. Oh this is all kinds of painful. ]

Well, you know me babe, I get along with everyone.

[aggressiveapathy]

Run while you can.

[juveniledelinquent]

Luckily running away is a specialty. Don't think it'll really work so well in this case though.

[kittysdragon]

'hat's wrong with 'uper dorks? Me 'estest 'riend is one!

[juveniledelinquent]

...Nothing at all little guy.

[ He has a soft spot for reptiles, okay? ]

[kittysdragon]

Good to 'ear! [And so does he! If Old Lace ever wants a spot on the Pet Avengers she's got it.] Yeh in 'hat lot the X-Men talked about huh? Me Lockheed, anyhoo.

[aceofkillers]

Whoo. Dealin' with the spandex crowd, kid? Do I not envy you.

[Just ignore the icon, huh?]

[juveniledelinquent]

It's been kinda unavoidable in my life. Most of 'em at least mean well. Kinda.

[ Bro, that icon is highly suspect. ]

[aceofkillers]

[Regular, low-rent working-class schlub all the way here! Icons LIE.]

Well-meanin'? Yeah, you get that a lot; too bad most of 'em couldn't find their ass with both hands and a map. Those guys are bullet magnets of the worst kind, an' the healthiest thing to do is stay way the hell away; anything else and odds are good you wind up as collateral damage.

An' how many speeches does a guy gotta hear from those types, anyway?

[hellisforchildren]

"Superdorks" is about as accurate a description as you can get. Some of them really believe it, others just playing a part expected of them. The ones to worry about are the ones that just want you to think they're in either of those two camps.

[grimmtales]

What are they thinking? That mess doesn't even have an In-N-Out.

[juveniledelinquent]

I know! I mean they expect me to live like an animal or something?

[inflection]

Whoa. Man, you sure know how to inspire a crowd.

[ nice tact, bro. ]

[juveniledelinquent]

Hey bro I am super inspirational, what are you talking about?

[ Tact? What is this tact thing? Is that in Spanish? ]

[werethatgood]

On the other hand, it can be way better with friends around.

[juveniledelinquent]

[ He grins and nods. ]

Gotta agree with you there. Home is friends, doesn't matter where we are.

[werethatgood]

Exactly! And, one way or another, friends count as supernerds.

[ Cassie gives a small wave. ]

Hey.