Incredible amounts of spoilers

[hanssome]

I won't lie, I do think you're jumping the gun here, but I can't fault impatience. I've been waiting my entire life for a chance like this! Needless to say, I think I can spare some patience if you intend to take me somewhere without, say, a King? That would be excellent.

For that matter, if you're even taking requests, somewhere without prior acquaintances would be just great. The less said about that business the better, don't think I don't know they're around.

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[happymanners]

Normally people find comfort in the presence of those they are familiar with! Odd, then, that you wouldn't?

Also, you look scarily familiar.

[hanssome]

When you grow up with thirteen siblings, you begin to value personal space. [Because that is absolutely why he's avoiding them.]

Do I? I don't think we've ever met.

[let_it_go]

[Well, she's not happy to see you (even if her mun is). Not at all.]

Why do you want your own kingdom, Hans?

[hanssome]

[And the feeling is mutual on both counts, but he looks smug anyway.]

To rule it, obviously.

[takesyoubytheheart]

[He's happily been welcoming the new Disney muses here and there...

... So, uh, forgive him for glaring.]

Ya might have a harder time than ya think findin' a place without the lil' ladies.

[hanssome]

[The glare is met with confusion, because he is totally innocent until proven otherwise.]

Yes, that much is becoming clear. [Have an awkward pause.] I take it you've met them, then?

[voice_seeker]

Good luck with that.

[Yeah, he's heard of you, and you disgust him to the core. But he struggles to keep from being too hostile all the same.]

[hanssome]

Ah, thank you. If only you were sincere.

sup o\

[iceolates]

Don't think that we do not know that you are around either, Hans.

hi friend o/

[hanssome]

No, of course not. You've already made that very clear. Actually what I wondered was what you plan on doing about it?

[sisterofwinter]

that?! that business?!

[she snorts]

Seriously! I hope your mun sends you somewhere, NICE AND COLD...to match your freezing heart you jerk.

[hanssome]

It's nice to see you too, Anna. [The blandest of looks.] That sounds like somewhere your sister belongs, not me.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Dragonsbayne doesn't really have a king...

My grandfather's the one that's in charge though.

[hanssome]

Mmh, not really what I'm after. I'd much prefer a place in need of rule, I am royalty after all.

[bindsthedead]

Do you mean a place without a ruler of any sort, or just a place without one calling themselves a king?

[hanssome]

A place without rule would be great. [Saves him scheming.] I have a few goals in mind.

[selfmadeprincess]

Oh! You're.....

[hanssome]

Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. [He's even going to stoop his head into a bow.] And you are?

[sundroplocks]

Do you not like Kings?

[hanssome]

Quite the opposite, actually! I'm a prince myself, after all.

[honestgoods]

[ Tapping Hans on the shoulder from behind him. ]

[hanssome]

[He is, admittedly, suspicious of those sausage fingers prodding at him but like any good jackass he's going to turn around anyway.]

[opendoor]

Well if they are taking requests, I can give some very specific directions to where you can go. [ wiiiide smile ]

[hanssome]

I'm sure it's the exact opposite of what I'm interested in hearing, but please do go on, Anna.

[If this ends with her fist in his face again he swears...]

[righthandcat]

[ ooc: ngl i was flipping out at my sisters that disney FINALLY MADE A VILLAIN WHO WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM THE START but then they proceeded to tell me they didn't trust him completely because of his sideburns. (!?!!) but that song is still so simultaneously cute and infuriating it's wonderful ]

King, huh?

[ There are just so many wrong vibes coming from this guy's tone and it's making his fur stand on end. But still he tries to be civil. ]

That's a big responsibility. You sure you can handle it?

[hanssome]

[[ooc: What they don't know is that he can peel the sideburns off and become a normal human. Hahaha, seriously though I was thrilled with what they did with him.]]

Well, as twelfth in line for the throne I can't exactly say I've been groomed for it, but I like to think I've picked up a few tricks.

[greymelee]

I'm honestly wondering why you haven't spontaneously grown scales and fangs.

[Y'know, like a snake in the grass.]

[hanssome]

I'm honestly wondering why you'd wonder that. [What an odd thing to say.]

[mylifeisice]

Have I told you lately how much I don't like you?

[hanssome]

No, but I'm sure I'd love to hear it.

[wannabuildasnowman]

You were waiting for your entire life to be punched in the face by me? Great to know!

[hanssome]

With the way you hit me it felt like you'd been waiting your whole life to do it.

[watersacrificed]

Running away from your past won't do you any good. Sooner or later it'll come back to haunt you and do more damage.

Also, brushing off attempted murder as that business is not getting you anywhere with anyone right now.

[hanssome]

I'm not running from it, I'm just moving on.

[A bland look.] There's no point in needlessly dredging up the details.