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Are you crazy? They got vampires up there! They'll eat me alive!

Oh man, I don't wanna die! Oh man--

You don't get it. She's power crazy, especially today. And she's obsessed with my face, or something. I can't help it that I'm cuter than your average. And I can't help it that I'm a Cup!

You don't look red. Or blue. Or plastic.

... Yeah. No. That's - [pfu]

That ain't right.

Ever heard of catnip?

As in, "watch what my cat can do"?

As in, 'cats on their happy hour because they're high as all shit'. Now picture a vampire. I'm vampnip. Get it?

The world would be so much better if I believed what you were saying.

What's that supposed to mean? You callin' me a liar, lady?

No, what I'm trying to say is— it would be easier if I could blame evil on supernatural depravity rather than regular, old fashioned cruelty. See, it's all about me. Not you. Self-absorbed fundamentals, right here.

Yeah, that... doesn't change the fact that they're coming after me. And eating me alive. Then I'll be dead.

Ever watch an episode of Survivor?

Er. No?

Then you're in luck, because I have, so I can help you out. You make alliances, you make friends, and you try not to stab each other in the back.

[ now she's offering her hand out to him like she wants him to pinky swear, oops ]

I'll protect you with my tiny intellectual fists, Sippy Cup.

[slowly... sticks out pinky...]

Are you a vampire hunter or something?

[because that would be awesome. and useful.]

[ hovering.... pinkies.... ]

I have a taser? And I am really, really good at scaring people away with just my words.

[shrug. He'll take it.

PINKY CONNECT]

I'm trusting you, lady. Whatever your name is.

Mine's Hyperion.

[ WITH THEIR POWERS UNITED THEY WILL BECOME

CAPTAIN TRANQUILITY ]

Veronica. Mars.

[ still gonna call him sippy cup tbh ]

Cool.

[not the only one named after some random god yay!!1]

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