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Let me get this straight. Wasn't bad enough you've got dad running around here being all... Hatter-y with the craziness and the killing and the threatening to dice up Lost Boys into fish bait BUT!

But but but, the main reason you brought me into this was so I could be used as a pawn between my dad and Peter Freaking Pan? Do you understand the level of crazy in this, and I'm not even talking about my dad? I know you saw his list of crimes for that game you guys play in. Why would you do this to me? What did I ever do to you?

When I run off to sail with Hook or get John to get me into the war, you'll have no one to blame but yourself and you can bite my ass.

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Pan is after you? Because you're Hatter's daughter. Would you like some tea? Or something stronger? I think I need a drink.

...Hatter's daughter fighting for the enemy? Now I've heard everything.

Because dad has something he wants from what I get. I'm just... what's the term? Collateral damage? Yeah, that's all I am. A device to be used, abused, abandoned, dead. Whatever.

You know, that sounds perfect. The drink not the tea. Or both.

It was a threat. I just... No, I don't want to work for him. I just am cranky with the mundane. I mean, really. Who goes by that name and then puts me out there just to be a Pan pawn?

Work for Pan? No you should not work for Pan. Stay far away from him. I was more referring to you finding me and joining our war effort. I could find a good spot for you if you wanted. How's your sword work?

I doubt your father sees you that way, given that he's put considerable effort into hiding you from us. Not that I blame him.

A good friend of mine took the drink with her tea, you remind me of her a little bit. Will brandy suffice or shall I break out the good whiskey?

No. I don't want to work for Pan. I don't want to be a pirate. For most of my life? I wanted to be homecoming queen and that was most of my concern. Now though my entire life is changing and what I know now?

I definitely don't want to be, as I've heard, "screaming his name". Please. If my choices are that or you, you're the lesser of evils.

Fair to middling. I did hand to hand for athletics, I've handled firearms. My mundane says eventually I'm kind of a hands on girl, where the bodies hit the floor before they know I was there.

I meant to Pan. From everything I understand I could be a nice vase for it all it matters, just so long as I matter to my dad.

Tea can always use a kick, and tea is never wrong. Whiskey sounds so good, I admit.

You would make a good Queen. I think your Aunts would agree with me.

Pan said that? You needn't worry about him. We'll sort him out. No one will touch you.

While I'm thrilled that I'm the lesser of two evils, I am not certain your story is leading you to join the Guard here on the border. You might actually fare better with Jane in the Citadel.

Yeah well, in my world I became one the day I met March. Now though I think it's all different, and I know what I want. I won't be some plaything. Not for my dad's plans. Not for anyone else.

I don't even know what my story here is. All I know is I'm amusing to have here, to throw into this. I'm not very happy with being someone's amusement. Especially not anyone that houses all the crazies she does.

I just know I'm not going to be a maiden in a dress, all screams and fainting. That's not happening.

Being used as a pawn sucks, you should kick them both repeatedly.

You'll make an excellent pirate Queen. Come join Uncle Hook and Uncle Mike.

There's other options besides Hook or John, my dear. You could come see me and we'll be happy to show you around.

I highly doubt that anyone will take you for the fainting damsel type.

March? As in March Hare, the majordomo and kingmaker of Wonderland? Or Queenmaker I should say.

However I am your servant if you wish. Just let me know if there is anything that I can do to assist you in any way.

Whiskey it is. Would you mind pouring the tea?

And Pan... you are not completely incorrect in your analysis of him.

Which makes it creepy and nope nope nope. Do not want, thank you.

My family and tea. You trust that?

Yeah well, currently all I know is he and the dormouse are hunting me down and a kid I think is the White Rabbit is keeping me safe. By kid I mean older than me and probably could kick my ass.

See, now that's just going to make me blush, you know. Then I'll throw something at you for making me go all pink.

I was thinking pellet gun and them in a small space, but kicking works.

Such a temptation! Though can you imagine the fights that would ... Of course you can. It's part of the fun, isn't it?

Apparently there's a lot of options. In the end, I disappoint someone. I just want... Okay, pretty much everything. I want the hat, too.

Also, we?

I think I can safely drink a cup with you and not fear for my life. Am I wrong?

From what I recall of the Rabbit then yes I can see that. March and Dormouse are hunting you? To put you on the throne or to keep you off it?

I am used to that...my ducking skills are excellent.

Oooh. Pellet gun is even better.

Also hi I'm Bel.

It absolutely is part of the fun!

I highly doubt any of us will be disappointed except for Pan and no one cares iif he's disappointed. It's just a gift knowing that you exist, everything and the hat you can probably have, it might just take a little time.

I have a brother.

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