Oh gawd wat. (Season 4 spoilers likely)

[twicane]

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[frostingfetish]

Ooooooo~

*poke poke*

[twicane]

[Oh hey Pinkie. if you find Twilight, be sure to give her to her.]

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[frostingfetish]

Silly Twilight, leaving her shiny sticks laying around.

[taking up the scepter and twirling it about like a baton]

[twicane]

[Inanimate object or not, a Twilight of any kind doesn't take well to spinning. Dizzy, so very dizzy.]

[frostingfetish]

[ throwing it in the air, catching it on her nose and balancing it skillfully idly singing]

Lalala sunshine sunshine~

[twicane]

[Pinkie, this is not the proper use for a royal scepter! You might break something.]

[frostingfetish]

[Aw you worry too much! And what's this? Pinkie has another stick and this one has Trixie's head on it. The little unicorn head appears to be made out of cotton and has googly eyes that don't point the right ways. But the blue fur and white mane are unmistakable. She starts wiggling the two sticks and talking for them]

Oh Twilight, I the great and powerful Trixie can contain my love for you no longer.

Oh Trixie. You're so silly, of course I love you. I've always loved you.

[And now she's tapping the two sticks together head first making kissy sounds]

[magicalrealist]

...Shouldn't you be with Princess Twilight? Or Discord?

ALL GLORY TO THE GOOFY SCEPTRE

[wizardofharmony]

(An ODDLY FAMILIAR human being picks up the sceptre.)

Well, aren't you a strange looking thing... you don't seem to be of use in evocation.

I wonder if our priestess needs a new mace?